Nina: Lighten up Teo! Maybe they're nice!
Nina: Oh no! I gtg teacher has spotted me. Cya!
•After The First Class•
Groupchat – Best Freinds
Lucius: Where the hell are you two?
Nina: I'm in the bathroom! Calm down geez
Teo: I hd to epxlain to th teaher why i ws lte to clss 😭 i hte shool!! schoo is the wrst!!
Lucius: Well... I hate to be the one to say it, but, if you cleaned your room then you would have been on time this morning.
Teo: I kno!! 😭 but it so hrd!! tehre is too mch to do!!
Nina: I... want to be on your side Teo but, honestly, you did bring this on yourself 😓
Teo: evyrone hates me! 😭 this si the worse dy evre!!!!
*Teo has left the groupchat*
Lucius: oh no whatever shall we do.
Nina: You're a bitch, you know that?
•••
Direct Message – Teo and Dazai
Dazai: Teooooo
Dazai: Teo teo teo teo teo
Dazai: wanna die with me???
Dazai: pleaaaase
Dazai: It will be fun I promise
Dazai: teeeeeoooooooooo
Dazai: I can see you from across the cafeteria
Dazai: Why are you crying so much
Dazai: tALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dazai: STOP CRYINGGGGG
Teo: stpo!! I nedde to ciy!! the wrlde is awlful!!!!!! 😭 my frist dya bck has ben bad!!! I was lte this moning adn thne the tcheasr was lkie 'thts okmy be on tmei tmorrowre' its NOT FIME!!! I WSE LATE!!! EVYREY THINGD SUKS!!!! 😭
Dazai: yeah I know that
Dazai: soooooo
Dazai: 🥺 double suicide?
Teo: *rols eye* stpo I donrt wnhnt to die!!!! Not rlleyh. UGHN im sro mada!!! 😭😡😡😡😡
Dazai: ...
Dazai: holy shit!!
Dazai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Dazai: STOP THROWING THE CHAIRS AND TABLES
Dazai: OH MY GOD YOU JUST THREW THAT FURRY ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE THEY WEIGHED NOTHING ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN
Dazai: YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN
Dazai: OH MY GOD NOW YOU'RE BREAKING THE WINDOWS??? TEO WHAT THE FUCK
•••
Groupchat – Best Freinds
*Teo was added*
Nina: Teo!! Teo please stop breaking the cafeteria!
Lucius: Or don't. Like, it's not our problem. If you want to be mad, stay mad.
Nina: They're our friend Lucius and they're upset!
Lucius: Yeah, and?
Nina: ...
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Does It Have A Plot Or Is It Just Making Fun Of Me
FanfictionThis is a group chat crossover fanfiction written specifically to clown on my bestie @marchbones they're the worst so this is revenge :) Anyone else who isn't Teo and has made the awful decision to read this, this isn't for you but like, go ahead I...
