The Rona Virus

Chapter 1 - Meeting

Today is your first day at Hebijo Clandestine Girls' Academy. Well, not really. You were a special case. Since this is a fluff fanfic the details don't matter. What really matters is that you are a guy in an all-girls school. Your mission is to become a shinobi.

You walk my way into the building you were told to meet everybody in. Seems kinda empty... maybe everybody else bailed when they found out there would be a guy attending a school filled with girls. Oh well.

Ryōbi: "Look at this guy. He looks like a total perv. I bet he's only here to creep on us!"

Ryōna: "He looks like the perfect person to bully me! I've been so starved lately!"

Imu: "Keep it down you two. He might hear us. We need to show him the importance of stealth when it comes to being a shinobi!"

Ryōna: "Who cares?! I want him all to myself!"

All of a sudden...

Y/N: "Huh? What just fell on my head? Are these... panties?!"

Y/N: "What the?! Where did these come from?!"

You look up, and see a blonde girl with heterochromia staring back at you from the rafters. She has the largest smile you've ever seen in your life. Along with the largest rack. She jumps down...

Ryōna: "Hey new guy!"

She manages to stick the landing, even stroking a cute pose as she does so. She can't help but bounce in place at the prospect of a new person having their way with her.

Y/N: "Uhh... Hi...?"

Ryōna: "So how do they look?"

Y/N: "What? How do what look?"

Ryōna: "The panties silly! This is the part where you yell at me and call me all sorts of degrading names!"

She then proceeds to lift her unnecessarily short skirt to reveal her lack of underwear. The same underwear you've been holding this whole time.

Y/N: "..."

All of a sudden it hits you. She dropped her underwear on your head. You're not sure what to say. You're not even sure what to do, so your brain does the only reasonable thing one does in this situation; that being run away. You don't even say anything. You just turn tail and leg it. You ran as fast as you could. What would compel a person to do such a thing? Well she was kinda cute, but the main issue is the fact she basically just took off her undies in front of you.

Ryōna: "Awww... he's gone..."

The rest jump down.

Ryōbi: "Nice going dumbass! You scared potentially the only remotely sane person here!"

Ryōbi was giving Ryōna an earful.

Imu sighs as the two do their thing. Miyabi running off had to have been the worst thing to happen to Hebijo. With a shortage of students, the school had to take anyone they could. Imu wasn't sure if she was fit for the leader role, so she desperately clung to any hope that you would take her place as the one to call the shots.

Imu: "Guess we'll just have to see if he comes back tomorrow. Hopefully..."