It was a sunny beautiful day, i just got out of the cavern i lived in as the sounds of my pet woke me up. I stretched myself as i pet it.
"Eheheh...what are you so excited for today, little buddy?" I asked with amusement.
Bob:"Caaah! Cack gigh gigh gighk!!" Mh? Is he trying to warn me about something?
"Did you hear a weird noise or something?"
Bob nodded and i figured it would be best to check out where it came from then, just to calm him down.
"Alright then how about we go see where it comes from, sounds like a good idea little guy?" I held out my hand as he slapped it with a flip.
We got up and started walking.
For the most part he was the one leading me to where he wanted, like he already heard the misterious noise several times before he woke me up. But anyway...the more i followed him the more the sound got clearer and it started sounding like a...train...? Haven't heard that noise in a while, we managed to follow it to where it stopped. Oh finally we were gonna go back home! I put Bob into my hands and ran in.
To inkopolis...
Bob started squeaking happily as we got off and looked around the city...everything was so different! The buildings were taller, there were new people who i never saw before, and everybody wearing...blue...and mostly yellow clothing? Was there a new splatfest coming up?
I whistled at Bob to come over to me, which he did quickly.
"Bobby, did you see this?? So many people are wearing merchandise i've never seen before, the squid sisters have probably started up a new splatfest!" Bob jumped around excitedly and the big tv in the center of the city emitted a loud music. I got closer to it to see...2 weird looking inklings...i never saw them before! What was going on?
Shiver:"Hello everybody, we hope you're all ready and pumping for today's splatfest, already announced before...rock, paper or scissors."
Frye:"Pffft! Who are we even fooling around at this point? It's obvious paper's the best! Don't you know how lucky that sign is? Asking for scissors is asking to be destroyed. And rock, well...if your brain is one then i'd understand why you would choose something like that."
Big man:"Aay...(That was kinda rude man...you didn't need to exaggerate that much."
"What even is this...?" As attractive as the blue inkling seemed to be i really didn't understand what was going on.
A boy with braids next to me was watching with full attention, he was wearing the scissors shirt unlike most other people, i tapped his shoulder.
"Yeah bruh whatchu need...?" Couldn't tell if he was stoned.
"Uuhm.....where are....Callie and Marie...?"
"Who? Oooh you mean those two girls that used to always argue on television! Yeeaaaaah...they left 2...3 years ago maybe...."
"SAY WHAT?!?"
"Yeah man they've been gone for quite a while...i don't think that's as bad as some people make it out to be though...Big Man is sooo hot...i feel like a change was bound to happen, you feel me...?" He said scratching his balls.
"No! I mean...i-i don't know...they couldn't have disappeared just like that without any warning right??"
"But that's exactly what happened bruh...don't worry too much about it...see Big Man's name is definitely not the only thing that's big, if you get what i'm sayin' ehehe *snort* eheeeeh...uuuh but yeah i mean...i like the blue one as well i guess but he is a real daddy...you should vote for him...hey we should vote for him together..."
