Kiss it off my lips [Ei x fem reader chatfic]

two

Egg
y/n
Can you come online for a second?
...
@y/n

y/n is now online

y/n
EVIL CONQUERING
oh

Egg
...

y/n
...
Yeah?

Egg
I just needed someone to talk to
Nobody is online, so I figured you'd be the one who's willing to speak to me since you're always all over me.

y/n
OF COURSE I WILL 🥰

Egg
..yeah
Thanks

y/n
Yo wait it's like 4 in the morning what are you doing up

Egg
I don't sleep

y/n
Yes you do
Go to sleep bitch
Please

Egg
What did you just call me?

y/n
What

Egg
Did I say something?
If so, sorry

y/n
NO YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
DON'T SAY SORRY ☹️

Egg
Oh, good

y/n
:)
What are you doing rn actually

Egg
As they would call it, "chilling".

y/n
Oh same

Egg
Shall we get the others?

y/n
Collei

Egg
Okay then.
@lei

Lei is now online

Lei
What
I'm so tired
Just what

y/n
Chill 😐
You're lucky we even invited you here during our lovey-dovey time

Lei
"Lovey-dovey time"
Get yo corny ass out of here

y/n
Oh? 🤨

Lei
Yeah

Egg
Sorry for calling you here at such a late time, we just thought that we'd need another person here

Lei
Oh
Well why don't you just call Amber
That girl doesn't sleep

y/n
She doesn't??
Man what the fuck
Fine

Lei has gone offline

y/n
@gay mf

Gay mf is now online

Gay mf
I was called!!???

Egg
Please, calm down.
We just needed someone to talk to

Gay mf
I AM CALM
Hey wait aren't you the electro archon