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Y/n: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Lilia: If?
Malleus: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Blaze: Jean, can I talk to you for a second?
Jean: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Y/n are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Blaze: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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Y/n: I trust James.
Ken: You think they know what they're doing?
Y/n: I wouldn't go that far.
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Store Worker: Would a Miss. Y/n please come to the front desk?
Y/n, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Ace, Deuce, grim and James
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Ace, Deuce, grim and James simaneously: We got lost :(
Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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James: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Y/n: How am I supposed to know?
Mike: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Y/n: *sighs*
Y/n: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Random, negotiating with The dorm heads: We have vil. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Vil: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Random:
Vil: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Leona: Vil STOP
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Divus Crewel: Crowley and I are having a baby.

Y/n: That's gre-
Focus Crewel, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Divus: I know you snuck out last night, Y/n.
Ace: Play dumb!
Y/n: Who's Y/n? Heh....
Ace: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Rose, whispering to Blaze, who’s on the phone with Y/n: Ask them something!
Blaze: How are you feeling?
Y/n: Fine.
Rose: Something personal!
Blaze: At what age did you first get your period?
Y/n:.......
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Mike: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
James: The cow???
Mike: What?
Y/n: James, W H Y?
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Y/n: Blaze and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Greg: *Sighing* What did Blaze do?
Y/n: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Blaze: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Ace: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Y/n: Ace no.
Deuce: Mistlefoe.
Y/n: Please stop encouraging them.
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Mike: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Vil: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Y/n: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Ace: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Mike: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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