Mrs. Kellogg X Mr. Colgate - the straightest relationship ever

that thing undet the locker

At lunchtime mrs Kellogg burst into mr 🍆 colagates room

"MESR COLGATE"

"waht" mr Colgate was playing his favorite game, fry the pickel

"ATHEY FOUND THE CONDOM UNDER TH EIR LCOER"

"OH NK"

"WHAT DOW E DO MR COLGATE?!!?!!?!😮😮😮😮🍆😳👈👉🙂❤😔😩🐕😭🇦🇩😱😒😒🇦🇩👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👧O:-) :-D :-[ :-* :-! :-P 🐴🐃🐖🐯🐎🎏🎌🎐🎌🎈🎄🎏🎚🔕🎛🎼📣🔈🎚🎷🎚🔕🎛😙😊😙😎🤔😍😙😴😝😌😝😷😌🤒"

"pretend like its not ours."

"ok"