no homo > larry au [completed]

seventeen

harrystyles: my beautiful curls are flying majestically in the air and im ready for some friends

harrystyles: I'm walking to this coffee shop isn't that where all friendships start

harrystyles: *mysteriously sits in the corner of the coffee shop*

louist91: oh god

louist91: pls don't tell me you got a pumpkin spice latte

harrystyles: no i got a vanilla latte with a shot of caramel cream

louist91: you're so white

harrystyles: you're white too shush

louist91: but I'm into *hits chest* manly things

harrystyles: WAIT A FRIEND IS APPROACHING ME YES

harrystyles: ITS A FEMALE

louist91: HARRY NO NOT THE VAGINAS

harrystyles: SHUSH SHE'S COMING

harrystyles: hello girl be my friend pls

louist91: HARRY DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP

harrystyles: OMG we got the same kind of latte this is great TWINSIES

louist91: *loudly groans*

louist91: why am I friends with you

harrystyles: bc I'm a cutie

louist91: tru

harrystyles: her name is taylor and she is a nice lady

louist91: I call that she wants ur dick

harrystyles: LOUIS

harrystyles: LET ME MAKE MY NEW FRIENDS IN PEACE

louist91: whateves just keep me updated

louist91: and remember: I called it

harrystyles: well I call that she wants to be my friend bc I'm the greatest person ever

louist91: nah she wanna hop on that dick

harrystyles: nO

harrystyles: taylor asked me how old I was and I said "I don't know about you, but I'm twenty two!"

harrystyles: it's funny bc it rhymes

louist91: did she walk away from you

harrystyles: no

louist91: I would've

harrystyles: rude

harrystyles: actually, she laughed at my joke for your information so

louist91: I wasn't there but I already know it was fake

harrystyles: shut up im talking to my new friend TAYLOR

louist91: bleh bleh bleh