The Introduction

The Texts

The Texts

I am soooooo bored. -D

Where are you? -C

At the recording studio. We're meant to be recording 'Bills, Bills, Bills' but something's gone wrong. -D

What's gone wrong? -C

I don't know, something technical. -D

Oh how clever you are! -C

Shut it, Colfer. -D

Ooh, using surnames now, are we? -C

Putting 'are we' after a statement to make it a question, are we? -D

Yes. -C

Oh. Fine. -D

You still up for our Harry Potter marathon tonight? -C

Of corse! What else would I be doing with my evening? -D

Besides spending time with your girlfriend? -C

Sshh, don't tell her! -D

You've not told her? Again? -C

What do you mean, 'again'? -D

You didn't tell Mia where you were the last time we hung out and she was a bit annoyed at you for it. -C

Oh yeah. That. Ah well, it'll be fine. -D

If you say so. -C

Where are you at the moment, anyway? -D

On set. We're filming a glee club scene. Well, technically we're taking a break at the moment. -C

Sounds like fun. -D

It's not too bad. At least I've got Amber and Ashley to hang out with. They're both kind of hyper today, it's actually pretty hilarious. -C

Not missing me, then? -D

Darren, do I detect a hint of jealousy? -C

You detect a lot of jealousy! You're having fun filming and generally messing about while I'm sat next to a recording studio on my own :( -D

Awww, is Darren feeling lonely? ;) -C

Yes. And don't 'awww' me when you have no intention of coming and rescuing me. -D

I'm sorry. You know I'd come if I could. -C

Yes. Well. Oooh, apparently the studio is fixed. Gotta go, see you tonight! -D

'Kay, bye xx -C