Me:

Strike two.

Unknown:

☹️

okay then tell me what your name is

Me:

Must you learn about my name to message me?

How about you just

Don't refer to me at all

Unknown:

we're literally partners

we signed a deal

is that how you will treat your sextie 😕

Me:

....

It's Al-Haitham.

Unknown:

ah

here i was hoping that you'd magically turn out to be someone i know and then we'll click and meet up and get our very own disney movie experience

👺

Me:

Sorry to disappoint, but

Even if we already knew each other I still wouldn't put up with your shit.

Unknown:

DID YOU JUST CURSE AT ME

at least ask me what my name is man you're brutal 😭

Me:

I have cursed once throughout our entire conversation.

If you scroll back you'd see how respectful YOUR vocabulary is.

:)

Unknown:

aw my name's y/n thank you so much for asking ☺️

Me:

Huh.

Cute name.

Especially for someone this.... um.

Nevermind.

Unknown:

i'm in tears

smiling bc you called my name cute but that disgusted 'um'....

i won't be able to sleep for nineteen years

Me:

Glad to know you will be thinking about me for another nineteen years.

Unknown:

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