Just, My Boss

Going job hunting

And then we both walk down the aisle to my soon to be husband.

Ryan Gosling.

I'm so excited, I've been waiting for this day to come for a long time.

We both say our vows and all those wedding shits.

"I pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss 😘 the bride"

Finally!

I pucker my lips waiting for the kids to come. He starts to lean in and-

"Faye!"

I open my eyes and see my momma in the place of Ryan Gosling.

No, no, no, no.

This can't possibly be happening. How did my momma appear instead of Ryan.

"Faye! Get off that bed now!" She says again.

What does she mean by bed. We're at my wedding and she's talking about a-

"Faye don't let me send your brother there to wake you!"

That's when it occurs to me this was all a dream and there is no Ryan Gosling anywhere.

Great!

"I'll be down in 20!" I shout in a sleepy voice.

There's no way I'll let my momma send in my brother to wake me up. That boy doesn't know how to wake someone up in a nice way.

But I'm sure Ryan Gosling does.

I get off the bed, brush my teeth and get into the shower.

After taking my shower I get dressed in this

I can do this, I can do this, I can do this. I chant to myself while looking at the mirror.
I add a bit of mascara and lip gloss.

Looking good.

I walk down the stairs and into the kitchen. I don't find momma anywhere.

"Momma!" I shout while grabbing an apple from the fridge.

"Yes honey, I'm coming!"

She walks into the kitchen right after with no other than Jamie following after.

"If it isn't chunkamunk" I say know he hates that name more than anything.

"And if it isn't the munchkin" he says with a smirk.

"I've told you, I'm. Not. Short." I say sternly.

"Yeah, keep saying it till you believe it" he says with a chuckle.

"Ugh! You guys stop bickering and you", she points to me "are going to be late for your interview if you keep arguing with him"

"Yeah, you're right. Bye momma, bye
chunkamunk" I say while heading to the door with my car key in hand.

"Be safe munchkin"

"Yeah I will" I say waving my hand dismissively. That's when the words hit me. Munchkin. "Hey!!!"

I hear him chuckle before I leave the house and step into my SUV.