𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝. (𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧) ✞ ☏ ✔︎

•𝟎𝟎𝟒•

I wake up and I'm in my bed I can't remember shit

Oh yea Robin stayed over I forgot

Wait. is he in my fucking bed-

I quickly back away waking up robin

"Why are you in my fucking bed asqueroso" I say as I get out of my bed remembering nothing from last night

(A/n: I'm so sorry if that's spelt so wrong I know NOTHING about Spanish 😭)

"Damn you have really bad memory puta" he mumbled rolling his eyes and laying down once more

"Oh shut up robin you're talking with about 3 failing classes"

"I'm gonna change also I don't have any clothes for you" I say walking off to my bathroom

A couple minutes I come back and see robin basically killing my dog by his death grip

I walked up to him and hit his back hard he yelped and let go of my dog

"Stop trying to kill my dog just because they don't like you." I said

I start by throwing my sheets and blanket off of him

"ughhhh" I hear him groan "get up or I'm going to drag you right now"

"fine" I quickly make my bed and fed my dog and my mom made breakfast and almost burnt down the kitchen.

"Hey! You hoe foods ready" I say shouting from the kitchen he rolls his eyes sitting up from the couch because he was previously watching tv

I sit down with a plate of at least 3 bacons strips and one egg and that's it

And he just added not too much on his plate

"Okay so when are you literally gonna leave my house? Because my mom is already questioning who you are?"

"umm....probably after I finish eating this damn burnt food-" "I hope you choke on your damn food ompalompa lookin' dirty ass bitch I hope you fr die nasty smelling bitch that's why you have no father figure and no mother"

Anyways after we eat he packs his shit and leaves then I'm all alone with my dog so

I chose to watch my favorite movie with snacks and drinks

After a bit I fall asleep with my dog but before I went to sleep I turned off the tv

I then hear a tap on my windo- *tap*

me being me I grab a bat and slowly back up from my window and wait till it stops

After a couple of seconds I hear a loud knock on my window hopefully my mom did not wake up because she would've been so mad if I woke her up

anyways I grasp onto my bat and slowly open my blinds and it's just Gwen

But she's looks all beaten up??

(A/n: PLEASE AND IM SAYING PLEASE THE ROAST THING ABOUT ROBINS FAMILY AND HOW HE BUILT LIKE AN OMPALOMPA IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY BYE.