provincial covid life

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Set to the tune of the opening song in Disney's Beauty and the Beast

Little town, it's a quiet village

Everyday, like the ones be-fore!

Little town, full of little people

Waking up to say...

STAY HOME!

STAY HOME!

STAY HOME! STAY HOME! STAY HOME!

There goes the baker with his tray like always

Delivering bread and rolls to homes

Every morning's not the same

Since Coronavirus came

To this poor provincial town

Baker: KEEP DISTANCE, BELLE!

Belle: Oh, pardon me!

Baker: 'Mornin, madame.

Belle: So, only delivery for now, right?

Baker: Yah, headed off to Mr. Potts first, and the Tremaine's ordered a lot of-

Belle: I see...

Baker:Marie, the baguettes! HURRY UP !

Stock markets plummet (Townsfolk)

As we keep our distance

Look at the death toll in Italy

China's cases were insane

COVID-19 is to blame!

Wonder when this deadly virus has to end?

Bonjour, good day!

We're isolating

Bonjour, good day!

We're quarantined

Mother: I NEED! SIX ROLLS!

Shopkeep: Just two per prson!

Corona's ruining our provincial life!

(Spoken with bookkeeper's, grandchild)

kid:Ah, You're Belle, arent'cha?

Belle: oh, yes, I am. Where's-?

kid:Grandpa? He's staying upstairs, I don't want him catching this... thing.

Bell:I see. Well, I'm returning this book-

Kid: Don't put it back, I need to clean it first! Let me see it.

Belle:Alright, then may I borrow... this one?

Kid: Sure: I'll grab it for you. Wait a minute, you've already read it twice this week!

Belle:Well, it's my favorite! Far off places, daring swordfights,

magic spells-

Kid: 'ell, If you like it all that much, it's yours.

BELLE: But-!

kid: I insist!

BELLE: Well, thank you. Say hello to your grandfather for me!

Events are cancelled

All new plays'r postponed

Disneyland and Disney World are closed

Major cities on lockdown

What of this little town?

I wonder when this deadly virus will end?

Oooooh

Medics on the frontline

Our theater's become a makeshift ward

Hope

There's a med or vaccine

That'll cure and rid of this virus anyday...

There's been Ebola, H1N1, AIDS

SARS,& Black Death, Spanish Flu!

History is plagued with plagues

Now the future seems so vague

Wonder when this deadly virus ends?

This Coronavirus has to end

I wonder when this deadly virus will end?

(BANG!)

Lefou: Nice shot, Gaston! You know, we could give these to the towns folk so they can stay inside!

Gaston: (not paying attention) Uh-huh.

Lefou: I could go find some herbs to make rubs and- what are you looking at?

Gaston: That girl, now I'm sure I could use a good rub from her.

Lefou: (gaston you're disgusting face)The inventor's daughter?

Gaston: It's true, and I've got my sight's set on her.

Lefou: I know, but now isn't-

Gaston: -is the perfect time! Don't I deserve the best, Lefou?

Lefou:Well, of course. I mean-you do, but...

(May be continued but probably not)

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