𝗶. 𖥻 𔗂 incorrect quotes

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★. 𔗂 𝗡𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗗𝗘 ! . . . #
introducing ' the diamond girl '

 #introducing ' the diamond girl '

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﹫ ⸴ tape one: misc . # 𓂃
❛ so you'll smile at everything I say ❜

 # 𓂃❛ so you'll smile at everything I say ❜

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Theo: i could kill you if i wanted to

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Theo: i could kill you if i wanted to.
Isis: yeah? So could a human being.
Isis: so could a dog.
Isis: so could a dedicated duck.
Isis: you're not special.

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Isis: what's your biggest fear?
Jongseob: being forgotten
Isis: oh... ok... that's deep...
Isis: mine is the microwave but i feel kinda stupid about it now

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Isis: if i run and jump at keeho, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Isis, running towards keeho: incoming
Keeho, NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA!
Keeho: [drops tea to catch isis]

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Isis: *get hit by a car*
Soul: OMG ISIS, ARE YOU OKAY?
Isis: pass... me... my... phone
*soul passes her phone*
Isis: *opens twitter* LOL Y'ALL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

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Jiung: it must be nice to have a boyfriend :)
Isis: intak is not my boyfriend though???
Jiung: i didn't mention anyone

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Isis: keeho, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly
Theo on the bottom bunk: i hate you

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Isis: i have completely faith in you!
Jiung: thank you! I'm glad someone believes in me
Jiung: *leaves*
Isis, turning to the camera: there's a 40% chance he'll die

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Theo: I'm not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you
Isis: earth isn't a planet
Theo: how the fuck is earth not a planet?

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Intak: if keeho jumped off a cliff, would you do the same?
Isis: why would keeho even jump off a cliff???
Keeho: cause there's a bouncy castle at the bottom of the cliff
Isis: oh in that case, i jumping off also
Intak:

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Isis: so your mom is named mom
Soul: wait what? No-
Isis: and my mom is named mom
Soul: isis that's not-
Isis: okay dude don't freak out but i think we 're related

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Isis: *is sick*
Intak: *checks isis's temperature*
Intak: hmmm i think you're suffering from lack of vitamin me

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Isis: would you slap me for-
Theo: yes
Isis: but i didn't say the amount
Theo: i would slap you for free

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Keeho: i hate you!
Isis: oh yeah? Well, I hate you too!
Keeho, sobbing: you what??

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Jongseob: isis, i trusted you!
Isis: ... why?

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Isis: when i die, donate my entire body to science
Isis: except for my middle finger, give that to theo

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Theo and isis: *fighting in the kitchen*
Jiung:
Jiung: can i get a waffle? CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE

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*In a fnc audition *
Fnc ceo: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Isis: in your seat

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Police: you're under arrest! What's your names?
Isis: don't tell him, keeho!
Police: [writes] keeho
keeho: nice job isis
Police: and isis

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Intak: are you https? Because I'm :// without you
Isis: how the
Isis: how the fuck did you said that out loud

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Jongseob, in the bed: [sneezes]
Isis, from the air vent: bless you
Jongseob:
Jongseob: god?

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Jiung: why are isis and keeho sitting with theirs backs to each other?
Soul: they had a fight
Jiung: then why are they holding hands?
Soul: they get sad when they fight

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Theo: do you take constructive criticism?
Isis: no, only cash or credit

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 04, 2022 ⏰

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