THIS IS A TRUE STORY
fhello my name is baby pig. im 15 Years old. My parents Mommy Mona Pig (14 years old) and my other Mother Steffi Pig (16 Years old) are now 14 years thogether.
Today i woke up 08:00 Pm and i went outside with my parents and doggy pig. as we got to the cemetery to drink beer and smoke weed. Today was the first time i talked about my real parents with my adoptiv moms.
Baby pig: Mommy Mona do you know my real parents?
Mommy Mona: You know i dont like to talk about them.
Baby pig: But i wanna know are they alive? Do you know there names?
Mommy Mona: No, they are dead.
Baby pig: WAIT WHAT WHY? 😫😳
Mommy Mona: Jokeeee, Only your Father is dead lol.
Baby pig: Nooo 🥺 Why? and where is my mother?
Mommy Mona: Long story short i ran him over. And i am your real mother.
Baby pig: Do you know him or why did you ran him overrr? 😖
Mommy Mona: You know i like to ran people over when i have 1 Vodka bottle intus.
Mama steffi: Wait did you cheat on meee?👹
Mommy Mona: NOOO, My love you know i was thogether with him befor i met you. i was pregnat befor i met you and i was afraid you dont like me with a child so i played like i did adopted a child. so you dont leave me. 😔
Baby pig: Can i meet my father?
Mommy mona: Yeah sure, i can ran you over. then you can meet him😌
Baby pig: YEASSS THANK YOU MOMMY ☺️
Mama steffi: YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN RUN YOU ALSO OVER! 😙
20min later
mama steffi ran over mommy Mona
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