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OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
HAS ARRIVED
As a average hyperglot polyglot gigachad alpha male myself, we can all say that Patrice has one mission.
To save our nation.
Patrice has a plan. He told me not to tell anyone the plan. But I'm going to tell you the plan.
Patrice wants to save the nation of Bikini Bottom from it's sins. There is one person that is stopping him from doing so.
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SQUIDGURGLE
Squidgurgle is the exact reason why I stay up at night. To his nose filled to the brim with black heads, to his saggy wrinkles that look my grandpas testicles.
Some people stan Squidgurgle.
But us hyperglot polyglot gigachad alpha males help Patice by being spies for him.
