Jack: But boy, can he write good music.
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Jack: It was a kiss! I was trying to be romantic!
Alba: You were crushing my face.
Jack: Yeah, in a romantic way!
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Jack: Someone described Alba's skin as "sun-kissed" recently, and now the sun's about to catch these hands.
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Adam: I hope I never see the sushi restaurant waitress again.
Adam: If I do, I'll probably fall in love.
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(When they were kids and sharing a room)
Ryan: Adam and Jack have decided to not go to bed when they're angry at each other.
Adam: We've been up since Friday.
Jack: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THAT THEY'RE WRONG-
Adam: I'M NOT, THOUGH!
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Ryan, sadly: Why doesn't Cat think I'm sexy when I bite my lip?
Adam: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Ryan: *bites lip*
Adam:
Adam: Have you tried biting your bottom lip instead?
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(At the museum when Jack was little)
Jack: What's that dinosaur called?
Adam: Triceratops.
Jack: Okay.
Jack, turning to the statue: Hi, Sarah Topps! Hi girl!
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(In middle school)
Ryan, holding a camera: Okay, so I'm supposed to videotape you climbing down this hole so you can show the kids at school?
Jack: Yeah. 'Cause babies don't go into holes, they come out of them.
Ryan: Okay, you need to stop saying that.
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(Back in school)
Girl: *Sits next to Jack*
Jack: *Scoots away*
Girl: Hey, I don't bite.
Jack: *Slams hands down on the table*
Jack: I f*cking do.
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Their mom: Adam was the kid who made me want more kids.
Their mom: Jack was the kid who made me realize that three is more than enough.
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Adam and Ryan, trying to help Jack out with his date: Okay, final question. You and Alba have a dinner date booked at 7, what time do you arrive?
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AJR Incorrect Quotes 2
Humorpart two of my incorrect quotes book. sorry if I put a quote more than once, I literally can't remember any of the incorrect quotes I've already used.
