MINECRAFT PICKUP LINES

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You read the title of this chapter LETS GO 

⚠️ALSO WARNING SOME OF THESE ARE DIRTY READ AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

Are you a pig? Cuz I wanna ride you😩

Are you a red stone torch? Cuz you make my piston extend😏

Are you a furnace? Because I wanna put my meat in you~😘

Are you an enderman? Cuz I wanna look into your eyes☺️

I'm like a zombie and you are the sun! You set me on fire🤗

I'm gravel because I have fallen for you💅🏼

Are you a nether portal?? Cuz I wanna go inside you😍

Hey baby are you slime? Because you make my piston sticky💃

Your a helmet cuz your always on my mind💋

Red stone is red, lapis is blue, I would rather die then respawn without you❤️

Are you a lever? Because you turn me on!

Are you a chest? Cuz I've got a lot to put in you~🌶

Are you a minecraft dog? Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone😋

Are you a minecraft fence? Because I can't get over you💗

I'd like to fertilise your crops with my bonemeal💖

I'm like a door and your like a pressure plate. Because you turn me on(thought of this one myself)👑

Wanna get dirty in a dirt house?;)💓

Are you a witch? Cuz I'm under your spell🖤

Are you a torch? Cuz you light up my world💟

Hey are you a bucket? Cuz I wanna put my wet stuff inside you💙

You are like water and I'm like coral cuz you keep me alive🛐(I came up with this one)

That's all•3•


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