Arlo pulled up to the trampoline park, sitting on the sidewalk awaiting Kazuha's arrival.
Eventually, Kazuha walked up to Arlo. "Hey there, Ar." Arlo glanced up.
"Hey Kazzy!" Arlo exclaimed, standing up quickly. "Ready to go in?"
"Yeah. Let's go."
They both waited in line, before they reached the counter to check in.
"HI! Two adults please." Kazuha said, boringly. The woman at the counter looked them up and down.
"You aren't BOTH adults."
Arlo looked at the lady ANGRILY.
"Cmon Arry, it's fine.."
Arlo put his hand up in Kazuha's face, caressing his nose.
"MAAM," Arlo inhaled deeply.
In a pissed frustration, Arlo burst out in a series of horrific insults.
"SHUT YOUR GOOFY AHH UP, YOUR SILLY BILLY TILLY DILLY DALLY THOMAS JEFFERSON LOOKALIKE SELF RIGHTOUS ANTI-ALPHA WOLF DEAD TREE PERSONALITY. JUST TO ADD ON TOP OF THAT, YOUR A PISS GIRL WHO HAS COMMITED SEVERAL FELONIES. NOW GET YOUR BROKEN BEAKER, DISABLED SPEAKER, UGLY OLD PEEKER, DIGGING YOURSELF DEEPER SELF OUTTA HERE. YOU'RE LITERALLY BUILT LIKE A BLOCK OF CHEESE, YOU ARE LOOKIN' LIKE CERA VE, YOU ARE A BARK MUNCHER, LEAF MUNCHER, SKITTLE PACK LOOKIN, CRAYON BREAKER, MITSKI HATER, WAFFLE STOMPER ANDROID EMOJI USER, DANDRUFF EATER, GARLIC KNOT GRABBER, FUGLY, ASHY ELBOWS, FIVE POUND WEIGHT LIFTER, KINDERGARDEN BOOK READER, CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER, FISH FLOPPER, ONION BREATH, BAGUETTE LOOK A LIKE, BUILT LIKE A CHEESE GRATER, SMELL LIKE OLD JELLO, BUILT LIKE A BUS DRIVER, TATE LOVER, PLAY DOUGH CREATION, PIGEON POOPER, TOXIC FUME INHALER, DIRTY TISSUE, FROG BLADDER, ANNOYING AS A FIRE ALARM, FORGOT THE FIRST 10 NUMBERS, NO ROBUX, NO LIFE, NO WIFE, NO HUSBAND, NO KIDS, NO FRIENDS CRAPPY POOPY HEAD. NOW GET OUTTA HERE, SCRAM!"
Arlo exhaled.
In the end, Kazuha had dragged Arlo out after being removed from the faculty. The employee cried. It did not make for a happy ending.
