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The grocery store

Everything was normal on the YorkNew city. It was 5 am and the majority of the people were asleep.

Except this 3 mf cuz their the protagonists 😐

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-OMG WHAT TF DO YOU WANT THIS FUCKING TIME?!- Chrollo screamed as he busted hisoka's door down with his right foot.
Chrollo had a belt in his hand and was wearing little bunny slippers, he also was wearing a light purple bathrobe a bonnet cap and had small eye-bags but they were still pretty noticeable. He had that one black mom look.

-There's a duck in my room- Hisoka said pointing at a corner of the room.
But the fun thing was that there was an actual alive duck.

-Cuack🥵- said the duck. -AAAHAHAAAAKHWHSHHSVWHSVJS HE WANTS TO RAPE ME!!!!- Hisoka said as he jumped off of bed and ran out of his room.He was actually terrified.

-*sigh*- chrollo walked towards the duck and picked it up. -waaaaa your head is so big and cute- he said making a funny face. -Cuack Cuack (That's not the only big thing I have pretty boy)- -Awwwwww- said chrollo not understanding a shit the duck said. -Oh I forgot! I need to make breakfast- -Cuack? Cuack! (wait where are we going? at least tell me your name!)- oh you are probably hungry!- chrollo placed the duck on the kitchen counter and checked the refrigerator. -We don't have anything here....-
-ILLUMIIIIII!!!!- And like that illumi magically appeared next to chrollo.

-What- Illumi asked blankly
-Where is hisoka?-
-He's all huddled up on my bed, he was crying and saying a duck wanted to rape him-  illumi looked at the duck on the kitchen-counter.
-Cuack Cuack Cuack (and I really meant it)
-awww- said illumi
-I know right-

-now, HISOKA MORROW BRING YOUR  BUBBLE GUM DUMB DUMB UGLY CLOWNY DUMP TRUCK TICK TACK SNACK PACK GOOFY ASS THE FUCK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!-

And just like illumi hisoka appeared next to chrollo too.

-Hisoka we've gotta go to the grocery store- said chrollo.
-*Gassppp* can we buy bubble gum and a Barbie Lego set-
-Hisoka stop being childish- Illumi coldly said.
-Then can we just buy the bubble gum-
-No-
- fine... But..-
-NO.- illumi and chrollo said at the same time.
-💧TnT⭐️-

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-Okay y'all ready?- chrollo asked as he buckled up.
-Yeah- responded illumi
-Oui monsieur- said Hisoka in French knowing that no one understood a shit of what he said.

Chrollo started the car engine and they were on the road now.
They were using chrollo's car becase it catches less attention, sense hisoka had a bright red Lamborghini and illumi had a huge ass truck, chrollo had a small dark blue Toyota. Of course they bought the vehicles with illumis fathers money.

-Can we play some music- Hisoka asked.
-Sure but I choose- Illumi said.
-Why???-
-Because we don't want to listen to the same DojaCat playlist for the 30ieth time-
-At least I don't listen to depressive MetalShit -

And with that illumi and hisoka started to fight over what music was better.
-*sight*- chrollo ended up playing Freaks by SourfCourse and everyone calmed down enjoying the music.

Chrollo was wearing a black shirt with bluish pants, illumi was wearing a white shirt and green pants and hisoka was wearing a white shirt with the bungee Gum logo printed on it with black pants.

-All right hoes we're here- chrollo said
-Hisoka wake up- -Hisoka... HISOKA..... HISOKA!!!- the one with the tattoo on his forehead yelled
Hisoka had fell asleep.

-Ah uuh hh?- Hisoka said still sleepy
-Finally, c'mon we're here.-

The 3 got out of the car.
-Illu-?
Illumi looked at hisoka who was walking behind him.
-Can you carry me?-
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