You where walking home from church with your phone in hand watching the most weirdest tiktoks in history. 'i wonder if ill encounter something weird like that' like god had just read your mind you stepped on something.
If you were being honest you thought you stepped in dog shit. But no this goop was purple.
"Can you get off please i am trying to slither my way back home" You screamed higher notes then Ariana Grande. "Please dont scream. I may not have ears but your still extremely loud. What is your name my name is michael."
"Im y/n" You grabbed a jar out of your pocket and picked michael...well...the purple goo into the jar.
"Are you taking me to your home? Why thats so nice of you!!!!!"
You finally made ot to your house. Michael would ask you questions and rant about how many times he was stepped on today but you just didnt care.
"You have a nice house but why are we going to the bathroom?"
When you made it there you opened the jar. "My if you really wanted some privacy for us then you could have told me first~" Then you flushed him down the toilet and he was never to be seen again.
Damn i think i had too much purple palm tree delight while making this (Pls tell me you get this)
