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So my mum like redid my kitchen kinda and I was helping her (im a nice kid i swear) and she was putting up curtains and they fell and she screamed "SON OF A BITCH" and I fricking flinched so hard I nearly fell, but I was also holding in laughter and it took everything to not burst out in laughter and die😭

Also the picture at the top is my dog in my tiara that I have (every gay guy needs one in my opinion💅) with my mom's bf's hairy ass hand on his head (just saying cus its not mine cus im pale af and my arms are NOT hairy👍)

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