The misadventures of the chaos gods

Chapter 7

A parody and I thought this would be funny

Within a courtroom in the warp, a deamon more specifically a deamon of tzeentch was trial

"Will the defendant rise? Mr. Changeling, you stand before this court of law accused of the crime very clearly caught on the security moments ago."

Khorne said in a judge outfit, the changeling who had his shoulder slouched and glowing yellow eyes looking dead was getting flashed by camera, then a screen appeared floating in front of khorne by help of magic of Tzeentch

The footage showed Khorne's Thorne, just as he was about to a seat when the Changeling placed a Nurgling, snickering as the deamon got crushed making a loud fart noise and releasing plagues

"[gasp of utter shock and fury]"

The jury gasp at this, the changeling rubbed his back and said

"Oh, that's just for that? I thought this had to do with the schoola full of children I set on fire."
"Clearing throat just the fuck up"

Tzeentch muttered to his greater deamon, just then someone shouted

"OBJECTION!"
"Nothings happened yet."
"Sorry, I-I got excited"

Said angron before speaking again

"It's just this is the most clear-cut, cut and dry, open and shut, copy and paste, cock and balls case I ever did see!"

Angron said opening his eyes lids as a fly went into his eyes making him screech

"I don't even know why the defendant and mr. Tzeentch even bothered showing up! Other to make a mockery of this courtroom!"
"Now that's just out of order!"
"WRONG!"
"[gasp of the jury]"
"If it were out of order, it'd be: wrong-I gotta-see-tzeentch-cock and balls-even-"
"-WRIGHT! Stop. Sh-shut up. Make your opening arguments to the jury"
"Alright! ....uh, where the warp is the jury?"
"Making jury duty."

Tzeentch said, the bathroom there could be heard huge farting that would make Nurgle cry tears of joy

"Whatever. I'd like to call my first witness to the stand-ms. Aisha."
"Yep!"

Aisha said before sitting down making her milf jugs jiggle

"I noticed the nurgling that's around Nurgle was missing-"
"AWOOGA! I've got a bad case of milf, and I wanna' put my M in her ELFS."
"Order. Mr. Tzeentch! ORDER!"
"I order, ms. Aisha to put her butt, her whole butt, and nothing but her butt on my face."
"Oooooh~"
"OBJECTIFYING!"

Now sitting on the stand, angron started questing the changeling

"So mr. Changeling, you maintain your innocence? [snickering]"

Angron said trying to the snicker at the end of his sentence

"Well, I spoke to an old master of yours and she says you were quite the troublemaker in the immaterium. Always playing pranks."
"[gasp of shock of the jury]"

Angron said pointing his claw at the changeling who was picking his nose

"That's not entirely true...."
"[gasp of gods was agape]"
"Ooh! Too bad! Looks like angron of the world eaters was angron of the STUPID eaters!"
"OBJECTION! He made fun of me."

Angron said with a small tear and pointing at tzeentch, Sighing, the changeling spoke

"I was a bit of a warp prankster, there was that one time I transformed into a hot milf-"

Upon those words, tzeentch wore glasses completing his final form into a nerd and had a pen and paper closely listening

"-but I left that form and most of that behavior behind me."
"Well I don't know about that, slim Jim! I thought that gag with setting the schoola on fire was pretty funny! I guess you're still of a prankster after all..."
"[gasp of shock]"
"I got you now you fuckin' retard bitch."
"Any arguments, mr. Tzeentch? HUM?!"

Looking at his papers, tzeentch stuttered and tried to think of a way to save his minion

"Uh-j-just give me a second-"
"Ooh, what's wrong, future seer? It seem you did you that....coming!"
"Cut the shit, angron! Don't give me more of your shit!"
"Fair enough."

Angron grinned crossing his arms, just then a wet spot appeared on his crotch, catching tzeentch very off guard

"Heh, you never said anything about pissing"
"[gasping of the emperor]"
"The prosecutor may have some tricks up his cockarmor like pissing himself, but can he do this?"

Tzeentch said before suddenly appearing on a gaming chair and letting it recline all the way back

"OBJECTION! Looks like the defendant has gotten out of control and started disassembling his own lawyer chair, screw by screw..."
"[gasp of the gasping god, kitten!]"
"Godly PFFFFT"

Tzeentch said? Before his chair broke apart causing a loud crash with his face planted in the floor

"HE'S RIGHT!"
"We, the jury find beyond-[sector record of loudest shit]-w-we the jury, find beyond all reasonable doubt that the-[jury muffled by galaxy wide loud flushing]"
"WELL! That's one figured out! :)"

Now prison, the changeling held on the bars. Sighing he looked down only to see a bar of soap

"What the fuck..."

Bending down, he went to pick it up not noticing a salamander marine grinning all wet and covered in bubble

And from that day forward, the galaxy had one less prankster to deal with....