no homo > larry au [completed]

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harrystyles: I'm gonna tell you another joke anyway

louist91: UGH

harrystyles: so i was filling out an application for a job at this place with my friend niall and he drew a giant frowny face down the paper and i was like "why the loNG FACE BUDDY"

(this actually happened im so funny the pic is proof)

louist91: KILL ME

harrystyles: SHUT UP YOU LOVE MY JOKES

louist91: here let me tell you a joke

louist91: so a donkey walks into a bar

harrystyles: oh god

louist91: shush

louist91: and the bartender says to the donkey, "why the long face?"

louist91: then the donkey, unable to comprehend the English language, kicks the bartender in the face

harrystyles: WHAT

louist91: admit it my jokes are betterrrr

harrystyles: NEVER

harrystyles: let's settle this in a

harrystyles: PUN OFF

louist91: BRO LETS DO IT

louist91: the topic is donkeys ok let's go

harrystyles: I'd go first, but I don't want to be an aSS

louist91: my puns are so great you'll laugh your ASS off

harrystyles: I know the donKEY to perfect jokes

louist91: I think you may need ASSistence

harrystyles: no thanks I know all the ASSentials

louist91: you sure are ASSertive

harrystyles: I'll burn your jokes to ASShes

louist91: are you donKIDDING me

harrystyles: sometimes I'm surprised by my great jokes ASS-well

louist91: donKILL ME

harrystyles: I'll do what you ASSk

louist91: hee haw-P OFF MY DICK

louist91: it's been eight minutes make your move

harrystyles: I'm trying to make a donkey pun with dorky but I cANT

louist91: HAVE I WON

harrystyles: NEVER

louist91: make a sentence composed of five donkey puns that haven't been used yet and you will win

harrystyles: you're a real sASS mASSter from doncASSter, so I'll pASS on this pun clASS

louist91: ur an ASShole

harrystyles: WHO DA WINNA

harrystyles: I DA WINNA

louist91: NO WERE HAVING ANOTHER ROUND

harrystyles: i choose the topic now

harrystyles: the topic is EGGS

louist91: BRO U FINNA GO DOWN

harrystyles: BRING IT ON

louist91: I'm so EGGcited to win this round

harrystyles: don't jump EGGhead of yourself

louist91: I'm gonna take you down a pEGG

harrystyles: EGGpect the unEGGpected

louist91: EGGxactly why you shouldn't EGGpect to win

harrystyles: you're acting EGGxtra sassy today

louist91: only bc i woke on the SUNNY SIDE UP

harrystyles: my puns are perfEGGtion

louist91: mine are EGGsquisite

harrystyles: you don't have to pretEGG to be good at puns

louist91: I'm prEGGnant with great puns

harrystyles: there's no way OMLETTing you win

louist91: are my great puns getting you a bit SCRAMBLED

harrystyles: you're EGGnnoying

louist91: think with your EGGNOGgin

harrystyles: you're so dEGGmanding

louist91: I'm listening to crown the EGGpire

harrystyles: you're rEGGdiculous

louist91: am I CRACKING you up

harrystyles: you make really bad YOLKS

louist91: am I making your blood HARD-BOIL

harrystyles: go to SHELL

louist91: I'll keep going until i see the EGG WHITES of your eyes

louist91: I'm a real DEVILed EGG

louist91: this is a little too OVER EASY

louist91: do you surrEGGnder yet ?/!!/?

harrystyles: I hate you a lot

harrystyles: why are you so stubborn

louist91: I guess you could say im a

louist91: *whispers* hard egg to crack

harrystyles: ugh you're turning into me

louist91: tru

harrystyles: why did I do this to you

louist91: I really hate puns and jokes, but for you....

harrystyles: ... ?

louist91: I'll make an EGGception

harrystyles: weLL FUCK ME

louist91: you don't have to ask

harrystyles: STOP

louist91: NO HOMO THO

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bad ending bc I'm tired and I need to update ok ok ok

the pic and "why the long face, buddy" was real and it was between me and my crush I'm so FUNNY

BYEEEEEEEEEE