Tanjiro: *giving Inosuke a hug*
Inosuke: what is this?
Tanjiro: affection!
Inosuke: disgusting.
Inosuke:
Inosuke: do it again
One of the 12 Moons: we have your child
Giyuu: what? I'm only 21 and the rest of the Hashira don't have children...
Demon: then whos this little girl that keeps demanding headpats?
Giyuu: oH MY GOD TANJIRO THEY HAVE NEZUKO
Giyuu: Rengoku I'm scared of the dark-
Rengoku: *stomps feet violently* *flame patterned sketchers light up*
Rengoku: dont worry i gotcha
Rengoku: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Tanjiro: My dear friends and family,
Giyuu: my fellow stressed and depressed-
Zenitsu: Hey if Tanjiro and I were drowning who would you save?
Inosuke: My time and effort-
Rengoku: Floor is lava!! *gets on a chair*
Tanjiro: *jumps on table*
Zenitsu: *jumps on couch:
Inosuke: *climbs onto the counter*
Giyuu: *lays on floor and excepts his fate*
Rengoku and Tanjiro: tomiOKA NO
Tanjiro: guys we have a problem-
Zenitsu: if it's the fire, that's the solution to last weeks problem
Tanjiro: then what happened to the-
Inosuke: dont. even. ask.
Giyuu: ok guys we're gonna play a game
Giyuu: when I say a color, run to the right side of the room. When I say a fruit run to the left, got it?
Everyone: got it!
Giyuu: ok...
Giyuu: ORANGE
Inosuke: violence is never the answer
Tanjiro: Inosuke im proud of-
Inosuke: but it's a question
Tanjiro: what?
Inosuke: and the answer is HELL YES
Tanjiro and Zenitsu: inosukE NO-
Zenitsu: help!! I just accidentally tore Tomioka-sans haori! How long do you think I have to live?
Rengoku: ten
Zenitsu: ten what-
Rengoku: nine
after editing this i realized this basically sounds like Rengoku and Giyuu are the parents of Tanjiro, Inosuke, zenitsu, and them, and im totally on board with that-
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Demon Slayer/KNY Textposts and Memes
FanfictionTitle really says all! A collection of Demon Slayer/KNY memes and textposts. Enjoy :) Please also check out my other books!! Updates on Wednesdays #1 in #demonslayermemes 7-16-22 thank you readers omg
