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Make Me loose Control (2x03)

George: He's Alex.

Cristina: Punk ass.

Alex (calls back loudly): Hey Grey. Izzie was telling me you have tapes of your mom performing surgery. I'd kill to see the Ellis Grey in action.

Izzie (calls back): Hey you know what? Maybe you can come over tonight and we can all watch it together? Right?

(Meredith, Cristina & George look at Izzie disbelievingly)

Meredith: Oh yeah, if this were a hell dimension.

Cristina: Yeah, run away pig boy.

(George stops in front of Izzie)

George: Do you have a thing for Alex?

Izzie: No.

Cristina (groans): Oh.

Izzie: I don't.

Cristina: Oh!

Bailey: Are we saving lives or having a tea party? Walk faster people.

(Derek is entering an elevator. Richard enters at the last second wearing an almost 'pimp' looking hat.)

"Nice hat." Mark laughs. Lexi elbows him in the side as Webber looks at him in annoyance.

Richard: Ah hem.

Derek: Nice hat.

Richard: Shut up.

Derek: What are you doing here?

Richard: I'm going back to work.

Derek: You're not cleared for surgery.

Richard: Leave me alone. I've been sitting home for a week watching Oprah giving away things on TV. (stresses) Oprah, Derek! ... You clear me now or I'll hurt you.

Derek: If you want me to clear you so soon, maybe you should've thought about that before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle.

"Wait you call your Ex-wife Satan? I should do that." Jo mutters.

(Elevator opens and Addison enters)

Richard: Satan?

Addison : Good morning. Richard, like the hat.

Derek: Satan speaks.

Addison: Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. (Richard laughs). But I will answer to Satan.

Derek: What is she still doing here?

Richard: I asked her to stay. We have a pediatric surgery attending on maternity leave.

Addison (to Derek): Actually I could use you on a consult. Will you ah meet me up there Derek?

Derek: Ah yeah. Fine

( Addison leaves the elevator)

Derek: I'm not clearing you for surgery.

Richard: Fine, I can catch up on my paperwork.

(Richard leaves the elevator as well as doors shut. Derek laughs.)

(Mr. Gaston's room. Dr. Bailey's group is surrounding his bed side with Dr. Burke)

Cristina: Mr. Gaston is scheduled for resection non-small cell carcinoma today. He did well overnight, has remained afebrile. He's had a dose of ceftriaxone this morning. He's pre-op labs are unremarkable. His chest x-rays, um, are unchanged from the previous.