The Adventures of Cass And Dani

Why they cant go to the grocery store anymore

Btw this is just straight up copy and pasted from a random gc

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*the dimitrescus going to the grocery store*

Daniela: "hey Cass"

Cassandra:"yeah?"

Daniela:"I have an idea.."

~a few minutes later~

*Cassandra running full speed through the grocery store pushing a cart with Daniela in it*

*bela shaking her head*

*Alcina pinching the bridge of her nose*

Alcina- "GIRLS!"

Cass and dani- "yes mother"

Alcina- "go wait in the car"

*She hands keys to them and they leave*

*cupcake is blasting in car*

*Alcina knocking on window bc the doors are locked and the keys are in the car with cassandra and dani*

*Cass and dani turn ignore alcina and bela trying to get in and turn music up*

*Cass crawling into the drivers seat smirking*

*Cass looking back at dani, giggling*

Cass: we're so gonna die if we do this

Dani: what're you waiting for? Press to gas!

*cass, slamming her foot onto the pedal
the two of them crashing the car into a McDonald's*

*they look at eachother*

Both get out of car and go into the mc donalds

*Alcina and bela coming out of the store and not seeing car were the left it*

Bela- "were is th-.....oh my fucking god...mother look"

*Points at smoking car and Cass and dani coming out of the mc Donald's with happy meals laughing*

Alcina-"those girls are dead"

*Dani and Cass look over and see alcina and bela looking at them angry*

*They look at eachother and back at alcina and bela"

Dani- " were dead, prepare yourself"

*Cass mocks alcina when she's angry and they start laughing again*

*Dani grabs Cass and they both turn into flies heading into a mall and hiding in a bathroom*

Cass:"DANI THIS IS A MALES BATHROOM AND IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HE-

*dani covers Cass' mouth and slowly walks out of the bathroom making sure the coast is clear*

*Cass taps Dani and points towards Hot Topic, smirking*

*they run into hot topic and steal someone's wallet who just so happens to have a couple hundred dollar bills(they're stupid)*

*they leave hot topic and open the wallet take the 600 dollars that was in it and throw the wallet away*

*They go back into hot topic and buy a shit load of stuff and continue to shop and stealing wallets*

Dani "Cass I'm hungry*

*Cassandra smirks and goes behind someone covering there mouths and dragging them to a janitor closet*

*Dani and Cass begin eating the person and then security walks in*