Speed is quite the negotiator

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by Jjjghg

Speed:uh hello...

Sliva:I have a boyfriend

Black: hi I'm here for some reason...

Speed:and I found your wallet

Speed:give me your boyfriend and I'll give it back

Brain:Ah, yes. The negotiator-

Speed:I bet 20 dollars that how you and blaze (I think that's her name) got together!

Brain:...never have I ever wanted to go back in time to do something so badly...

Crystal:*poofs into living* not gonna lie Jolteon, I wasn't expecting that, I thought this was a Jolteon x glacieon comic, not a Jolteon x Umbreon comic...

Speed:...this... isn't a comic...this is a weird alt reality where I'm a chaotic god (who is also gay) and you can just...poof into existence...

Crystal:...fair...