okay, for starters... its always a TERRIBLE idea to let steve make a groupchat.
//in which mike has 25 crisises, the party creates chaos, eddie encourages it, and steve and robin are just trying to do their jobs.
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dustin: also why does mike look like hes 10 💀 how far back did you scroll
mike: Very
mike:
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mike: This was from .a Long timme ago.
dustin: awwww
dustin: we were so small
mike: Oh No mike is Waking u
jonathan: Ope
mike: WKLL PEOPLE PLEAASE STOP MESING WIT MY PHEON
mike: its too early fir thks shit
dustin: sorry man you got wonder twin'd
mike: wjat
dustin: the wonder twins? will and el? cmon use your inference skills
robin: good morning to all of the gays here
dustin: @mike @will
robin: LMAOO WOW
dustin: hey someone had to
mike: IM NOT GAU
mike: GAJ
mike: GAT
mike: GAI
mike: GAY
mike: there
robin: i dont even know what to say to that
robin: anyways
robin: why dont you guys have nicknames here? our names are so bland
dustin: idk
robin: im giving everyone nicknames
robin changed nightwing, batman, glass closet, zan, jayna, kate bush simp, look at THESE guns, toothless, basketboy, the wonder twins forgotten sibling, child, van gaylen, and weed???'s nicknames.
the wonder twins forgotten sibling: Wow
nightwing: i ran out of name ideas
toothless: ok ouch
nightwing: SORRY IT WAS FUNNY
glass closet: wtf is my username? what does that mean???
nightwing: 👁️👁️
toothless: mike i swear you are as bad as steve with your oblivion
glass closet: that doesnt make me understand any better dumbass
toothless: yeah sure im the dumb one
jayna: What is mine.?
nightwing: one of the wonder twins, zan (will) is the other one
glass closet: oh so el gets an explanation but i dont?
nightwing: el grew up in a lab, youre just an idiot
jayna: Mike set..his phone down. He said He is " channelling his anger into the Waffles" . He is making Us Waffles.
toothless: LMAOO
nightwing: wait isnt nancy, will, and jonathan there too 😭 is he just making you two waffles
jayna: No there is a very tall stack
nightwing: ah ok
nightwing: i didn't know if i needed to punch another inconsiderate teen
jayna: I read that to him . He isn't happy
toothless: hold on, ANOTHER teen?
nightwing: 🙂
jayna: Will woke up. I will be back Later
toothless: bye elll tell will i say hi
nightwing: ^^
batman: wtf
batman: its 7 am
batman: god why are my friends like this
nightwing: like your new name?
batman: lmfao yeah thanks robin
batman: so how are you guys this fine morning
toothless: tired
toothless: i spent all night on call with suzie and working on a robot that she can remote control all the way from utah
batman: dope
van gaylen: LOVELY NAME CHOICE, ROBIN!
nightwing: ah thanks eddie
glass closet: hi eddieeee can you pls tell me wtf my name means
glass closet: youre like the only person here i can trust
van gaylen: .
van gaylen: michael,
van gaylen: you sweet sweet summer child
glass closet: i was born in spring
van gaylen: you lovely blessing from the gods
van gaylen: my dear brother in christ
van gaylen: you have the IQ of a homoerotic 80s bully
glass closet: what
glass closet: i dont get it why is will laughing so hard reading that
nightwing: IM FUCKING CRYING GGNG
batman: oh my god
glass closet: I DONT GET IT
glass closet: WHY AM I GETTING BULLIED
van gaylen: you'll remember this conversation when you come to your senses, wheeler
jayna: I also don't Get It .
batman: that's ok el
kate bush simp: wow this is great to wake up to 👍👍
kate bush simp: mike im sorry but you really are dumb as shit
glass closet: I HATE IT HERE SO MUCH
zan: mike just left the room cos hes mad, im crying from laughter, nancy just came downstairs bc of all the noise, el is eating her waffles in resolved silence
zan: all in all, great job guys
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