soft spot

16.

Seeing Itto jump out of his chair so suddenly scared Childe so much he banged his head against his desk and pretended to be asleep accidentally leaving the picture of little Scaramouche on his phone beside him.

"Oh ... hi Scaramouche," you waved he was outside in the hallway. "Wanna come in?" You yelled hoping he would hear and he did nodding just walking into the classroom.

Luckily the teacher wasn't there, he went to go refill his coffee cup so he just entered with no problem. All heads turned to him as he was not in this class so in other words,

He was skipping class for you which was a really bad idea because if he was caught the english teacher will not let him go so easily.

He pulled a chair from an empty desk and sat right in front of you. "Childe, you showed them didn't you?" He asked with immense pressure making Childe keep his head down still shamelessly pretending to be asleep.

Even the idiot Itto was doing the same acting as if he was asleep when he was clearly seen falling out of his chair.

"Besides that, are you sure it's okay for you to skip class like this Scaramouche?" Kazuha turned to him with a worried look.

"I'll be fine I know everything in the class and I'll just sneak out once your teacher comes," Scaramouche answered with a shrug before going back to glaring hardly at Itto and Childe.

"Delete the photo, Childe," Scaramouche ordered and Childe brought his head up with a smile.

"Scaramouche I'll delete it but ... for some reason the picture was sent to 10 group chats and 30 other people?"

"You're fucking dead."

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Monday, 1:24pm.

The whole group recovered from Scaramouche trying to jump over the desk and send Childe to the hospital.

You guys were just talking about random shit and seeing Childe act gay with Itto when a random kid yelled outloud, "the teacher is coming back!"

You knew that it was towards Scaramouche and before Scaramouche could sneak out the door opened revealing your english teacher with the cup of coffee.

Scaramouche's only reflex was to fall to the ground and hide under your desk behind the chair. He accidentally hit his head up the desk making a loud sound attracting the teacher's attention.

"Sorry that was my knee, jammed it" you smiled kicking Scaramouche in the side blaming him for everything.

"I see, why is there a chair here?" He questioned about to pull away the chair when Childe yelled, "THAT'S— TAKEN RIGHT NOW!"

"Idiot!" you whispered turning around and yelling at him the teacher was for sure gonna say by who.

"By who?"

"Fuck. Um" Itto was trying to come up with an excuse but you threw a paper ball at his face shutting him up because he was going to most likely ruin the plan.

"Teach! We have a question," Keqing yelled from the other side of the classroom. "Huh? I'm coming," the teacher let go of the teacher making his way to the girls on the other side.

You gave a thumbs up thank you to Keqing who winked back. "Go!" You kicked Scaramouche, he wanted to yell at you but he had to run out of the classroom.

Scaramouche quickly opened the classroom door and ran out of there making a run for the restroom.

"Huh? Was that Scaramouche at the door?" The teacher blinked rubbing his eyes to make sure he wasn't hallucinating.

"Who? What are you talking about teach he's not in this class?" You played along wanting to make it seem like he was crazy.

"Maybe just old age catching up," Childe smiled.

"LUNCH DETENTION FOR YOU SIR!"

"WHAT?!"

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A/N —

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