Ghosts of the smp meets Kny[REWRITING]

Such interesting demons

'Why are they awake isn't the sun up?'

" 'Innit no shouting you might wake them up!" said the demon with bright yellow clothing

"But one of them are already awake" said the demon with half black and half white skin then all the sudden they all looked at me and it seems like none of them has pupils

"Sh#t" said the demon from the bed above of the blond demons bed

"umm so you hungry? I can make some food if you'd like" the demon with yellow clothing said coming out of their bed which revealed that they did not have a lower body it just evaporated in smoke and I also noticed a bleeding slash across their chest and it seems that they noticed me starting at it in concern
"oh don't mind that it doesn't hurt anyways!" they said nonchalantly
"Now do you wanna eat?" he asked again and this time I nodded

"Ghostbur can you make some baked potatoes?" said the blond demon 'was that the other demons name?' I thought as the demon was coming out of the bed and I got a good look on him as took the green bandana and tied it to his neck and I noticed he also did not have a lower body it was the same as the demon with yellow clothing their lower body only evaporated in smoke and they wore some type of white with red clothing and there was also some particles floating around him

"Sure 'innit just make sure you don't eat all of it again you have to share" said 'Ghostbur' 'why would they have human food? and why would they want to eat it wouldn't they just throw it up?' I thought as 'Ghostbur' took some potatoes from a chest seasons it and put it in the furnace

"Oh I almost forgot to introduce myself, I'm Ghostbur!" He said with a grin on his face which clarified that it's his actual name

"I guess I should introduce myself as well.. I'm Ghostboo but most people call me Boo" The black and white demon said

"And I'm the amazing big man Ghostinnit!" Said the blond demon with a proud look on his face and his hands on his thighs(? does he have thoughts when his lower half isn't even there?)

"The names Ghost Mexican dream, GhostMD for short-" he said coming out of his bed and also having no lower body"-and this fucker's name Glatt" he said pointing his thumb to the goat demon who glared at him from behind and said something under his breath

I was hesitant to say our names but they seemed trustworthy enough "I'm Kamado Tanjiro the boy with the yellow and orange haori is Agatsuma Zenitsu and the one in the boar mask is Hashibira Inosuke" I said pointing at Zenitsu and Inosuke who were still passed out

"can I ask a question?" I said with curiosity

"alright go ahead!" Ghostbur said cheerfully

"Aren't you all demons?" I asked and there was a small pause as Ghostbur's eyes sightly widened and he looked at the others and they gave him some sort of look

"yes we are but don't worry we usually don't eat humans" Ghostbur said but there was some scent of deceit in his words but I can't figure out what part they're lying about 'guess I'll have to be careful around them' I thought it was unfortunate that they are demons as they seemed very nice

"Now while we wait for the food why won't we do something fun!" Ghostbur said

"Big man can you sing a song?" Ghostinnit said sitting(or floating) on a futon

"Ofcourse! what song?" Ghostbur asked going to a chest on the side of his bed and pulling out a strange looking biwa(I'm pretty sure the S&P Woodland Sprucetop Acoustic guitars that Wilbur uses doesn't exist in the taisho era)

"What about your new boyfriend?" Boo said from the bed he was in

"hmm that song's getting a bit old don'tcha think? what about something a bit new" GhostMD said

"Oh! what about the L'manburg anthem!" Ghostinnit said 'L'manburg anthem? what's that?'

"Yeah sure" Ghostbur said with a smile and sat down and started playing

"♪I heard there was a special place

where men could go and emancipate

the tyranny and brutality of their rules~

well this place is real needn't fret

with Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Fuck eret~♪"
I heard a small snicker comming from GhostMD before Ghostbur continued

"♪it's a very big place not blown up, L'manburg♪"

"♪My L'manburg
My L'manburg
My L'manburg
My L'manburg~♪" they all sang in harmony then Ghostbur continued to sing solo

"♪While our faith is strong within these walls

A sancuary that will never fall

The beauty of this landscape overthrow ya~

He made his throne and betrayed our land

But we still stand strong and we hold our hands

And from here I can see my L'manburg~♪"

"♪My L'manburg
My L'manburg
My L'manburg
My L'manburg~♪" they all sang in harmony once more and finished

"Man this brings back memories!" Ghostbur said

"true mannn I remember selling drugs and yeezies back in the day" GhostMD said 'drugs? and yeezies? this demons past is quite strange' I thought

"Geez Big MD you're starting to sound like an old man" Ghostinnit said casually as I smelt a hint of anger from GhostMD as irk marks started to show

"¡Hijo de puta, no soy un viejo, solo estás siendo un niño estúpido!" GhostMD shouted in anger as Glatt snickered 'what did he say?'

"umm Glatt translation please?" Ghostbur asked turning his head to face Glatt

"pffft he said and I quote 'You son of a bitch, I'm not an old man you're just a stupid child!'" Glatt said then started laughing and wheezing histericaly in his bed and Ghostinnit started showing irk marks on his face

"I AM NOT A CHILD YOU BITCH" he shouted in anger and the two started arguing and cussing at eachother which made me a bit worried 'they're so violent' I thought as a beed of sweat dripped from my forehead and Boo seemed to take notice of it

"don't worry they're always like this" Boo said

"Yeah it's fun to watch them cuss easier out" Glatt said watching the two in amusement

"plus there's no use stopping them, I know from experience" he chuckled nervously while rubbing the back of his neck

and with all the noise it seems a few people finally woke up

[1909 words]

Hello hello random people on the internet as you can see this one took a while and the reason for that is well..
I kinda accidentally deleted the original and had to remake the whole thing so whoops(─.─||）anyways you know that book I promised to make? yk the one I said in the last chap, yeah that one well...
I'm having some second thoughts on it and.. well I can't decide so you all can vote for it and if there's no voting I'll be waiting until chapter 10 for it anyways here

Mono meets Kny

Kny meets Dsmp

or comment what crossover you'd like and if it has more votes than the past two options I'll do it