The hole!

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Speed:hey pearl,have you seen my comic book?
Pearl:mehca warrior Z?
Speed:yeah
Pearl:pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Speed:what hole-HOLLY ARKOOS!

DUHH!

speed:UM, WHY IS THERE A HOLE?!

pearl:well...I woke up this morning *sips coffee* and this was just...here.

Speed:well, shouldn't we cover it up or something?

Pearl:well, I did put a rug over it...yeah it fell into the hole.

DUHH!

Speed:...where's lazuli?

Pearl:*slight panic*

Speed:pearl, where is lazuli, I have something I need to tell her.

Pearl:uh... she's at work.

Speed:oh,where does she work?

Pearl:in the hole.

DUHH!

speed:JESUS, how deep is this thing

*Yeets pearl's mug into the hole*

Pearl:what was my favorite mug...now it's in the hole.

DUHH!

Speed:eh,shouldn't we deal with this, like it could be a gateway to the distortion world or...pearl?

Pearl:hey, I'm back...

Speed:AH-you nearly gave me a heart actack.

Pearl:oh well.

Speed:eh...why are you so-AH HOLLY FRICK!

Hole monster:*DEMONIC SCREAMING*

Pearl pulls out a gun because why not?

Pearl:*BANG* *BANG*

Speed:HOLLY FRICK WHAT WAS THAT!?!?

pearl:hole monster.

Speed: BUT WHERE DID IT COME FROM.

Pearl:...

Speed: right,the hole but still,HOW ARE YOU SO CLAM ABOUT THIS!?

pearl:I'm more worried about the weird absol monster thing.

Speed:wait what- 

Shade:ROAHHHH!

Speed:JESUS!

Aaaaaaannnnnndddd, boom we done with weird meme thing one, let's go






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