OK, SO MY MOTHER JUST ASKED ME TO FIND HER SOME SOCKS BC SHE WAS IN THE SHOWER... SO, I WENT IN HER DRAWER, BC THAT'S WHERE SHE SAID HER SOCKS ARE.
SO I OPEN THE DRAWER, AND GUESS WHAT I SEE!?!?!? A BRIGHT PINK FUCKING DILDO. MY MOTHER IS 50 YEARS OLD, I'M SO- EWWWWWWW
sorry, that was totally random, I just had to talk about it somewhere...
