ZEUS! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU! yelled demeter furiously in a spit of rage she throw a laptop at zeuss bedroom window breaking WHAT THE FUCK DEMETER DONT WHAT FUCK ME, WHERE THE FUCK IS PERSEPHONE oh! Umm shes with hades, he kinda asked me if he could wed her and i said yes YOU RETARD OF A FATHER WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT, THATS ILLEGAL EXPECIALLY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND NOT TO METION HES HER FUCKING UNCLE YOU STUPID MONGROLL
Mean while with persephine and hades, ah fuck my head hurts said persephone completly oblivous of what had happened good morning your finally awake my dear persephone said hades (like the pedo he was, creepy and weird) wait uncle where am i and why the fuck am i here now dear language and your at house your here because were getting married what the fuck is that even legal but how the fuck did i get did you fucking kidnap me oh hell naw your fucking pedo nah im calling the police
