I'd say brake a leg but... [ MHA x Male Ruv reader ]

Ah.... my parents....

Sarv: HIIIII! WELCOME TO OUR HOME!

Krus: So... Is this your girlfriend?

Ruv: for the love of god... No she's just my roommate

Sarv: and best friend!

Ruv: I wouldn't say that but whatever floats your boat

Sarv: You don't have to be so mean about it :(

Rsun: Well at least you're finally getting out more often, dear

Krus: Yes yes! Its good that our son is finally making friends!

Ruv: well its not like I just stay inside all day and watch porn but uh why did you two wanna come down?

Rsun: well we just wanted to see if you finally had any grandchildren for us.

Ruv: hm. Seems kinda weird considering I barely have time to eat with the school shit.

Krus: we did see that huge stunt you pulled off on TV a few days ago.

Ruv: Hardy har har. It was only to protect my class mates, you know they haven't let me back to school for 2 months because of it.

Sarv: And I've had to deal with mr.grumpy pants here for all of it

Ruv: and I've been having to deal with ms.......... ms.......... fuck I can't come up with anything.

Sarv: THE AMAZING SARVENTE WINS AGAIN!

Sarv the struck a stupid pose and ran away like a 3 yearold child giggling the whole time

Ruv: ....... You see what I have to deal with everyday?

Rsun: Such a energetic girl for our soulless son!

Ruv: ow-

Krus: Now that she's gone. We've came here to..... explain a few things to you

Rsun: huh...... ahhhhhh yeah that

Your mother was quite the....... one way type of person

Krus: Son we've found a new home in Canada and we want you to come with us

Rsun: it'll be just like back in Russia!

Krus: exactly. So please come with us

Ruv:............. what. Do you expect me to just leave? I've built a new life here, no body here knows what the three of us have done and you want to go to somewhere that does? That just seems counterintuitive on a whole nother level.

Krus: (sigh) I told you he didn't want to come, we should have just told him over the phone

Rsun: aw.... maybe we should have but it's better this way

Ruv: just cuz I dont wanna go doesn't mean I dont love you two

You quickly enveloped you mother and father into a warm embrace. You could hear Rsun sobbing onto your shoulder.

Rsun: We love you too, son

Krus: but we must get going now. We must get prepared for our flight tomorrow.

You let go of your mother and father wishing them a fair well

Rsun: Make sure to call us every day! And dont forget to brush your teeth, use floss and mouth wash too!

Ruv: I know how to take care of myself mom

Krus: have a fun time with your school days and if I find more then 3 Fs on your report card I'll fly back down here and personally wall with you to every class for a month.

Ruv: yes...... I remember middle school dad-

Rsun/Krus: Goodbye son!

Ruv: Bye.

Sarv: That's the first time I've seen you shed a tear Y/n

Ruv: Shut up and how many times have I told you not to use my real name

Sarv: sorry sorry! It just felt like the time to use it!

Ruv: there's no time to use it anymore.

Sarv: I knoooowww, dad

Ruv: Go to your room if you wanna act like that missy.

Sarv: ugh! It's not a phase!

You both chuckle for a moment

Ruv: well there's no reason to keep standing here, let's watch tv I guess

Sarv: I thought you'd never never ask!

Sarv quickly ran like a child to the couch as you slowly walked behind her and flopped onto the couch yourself. You flipped throughout the channels and stopped on some cringe horror flick. You and sarv watched it until you two fell asleep.

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