NED: This has to be because of the spell.
WEBB PETER: The spell? Like magic spell?
MJ: We really dont like magic
Peter 3: I mean this universe is already so different then my own from what I have seen.
Peter 2: same
MJ: There's no spell.
NED: No spell. No.
WEBB PETER: Magic's real here, too?
NED: I mean..
MJ: Shut up,
Ned: No, it's not real.
MJ: Shut up.
NED: I mean... There's magicians and stuff, but there's no like..
Bucky: You are just making things worse
Ned: Yah I know
MJ: Stop it. Stop.
MJ turns to to Webb Peter
MJ: Prove it.
WEBB PETER: Prove what?
MJ: That you're Peter Parker.
WEBB PETER: I don't carry an ID with me, it kinda defeats the whole "anonymous superhero" thing.
Michelle chucks a piece of bread at Webb Peter and quickly adopts a ninja pose. Webb Peter shrugs.
Yelena: Seriously you threw bread
MJ: It was the closest thing to me
Yelena: I need to teach you and Kate Bishop a few things
WEBB PETER: Why'd you do that?
MJ: I was trying to see if you had the tingle thing.
WEBB PETER: I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.
Peter 1: May threw a banana at me one time i guess we don't have the tingle for food
MJ picks up another roll
WEBB PETER: Can you not throw the... the bread again? You're a deeply mistrusting person... and I respect it.
Fury: So do i
Webb Peter lightly hops towards the ceiling and sticks to it with his hand. Michelle points towards him, then fidgets
MJ: Crawl around.
WEBB PETER: Crawl around?
MJ: Yes!
WEBB PETER: No...
Everyone is dying of laughter at the bickering
Peter 1: MJ do you know how emberassing it is to get asked to crawl on the ceiling?
MJ: it wasn't enough proof
MJ: Yes, crawl around!
WEBB PETER: Why do I need to crawl around?
MJ: 'Cause it's not enough.
WEBB PETER: This is plenty.
Shuri: No it isn't
MJ: No, it's not!
WEBB PETER: Yes, it is.
MJ: No, it's not.
WEBB PETER: It is.
MJ: Nuh-uh.
May: You guys are seriously having this childish debate?
Tony: Come on its good comedy
Peggy: It's embarassing
WEBB PETER: How do I stick to the ceiling?
Michelle throws another roll at him
MJ: Do it.
She picks up another roll. Webb Peter shakes his head
Yelena: I am definitely going to teach you some fighting moves
Nat: Yelena no
MJ: Sure sounds good
Kate: Oh god
Yelena just smiles at this
LOLA: Ned? [Speaks Tagalong]
NED: Lola is asking if you can just get the cobweb, there.
Webb Peter looks towards it and sighs in exasperation
NED: Since you're, like, up there?
Peter 3: Just when it couldnt get any worse
Sam: I mean it is very ironic
Clint: This is the best thing so far
WEBB PETER: Yeah!
Webb Peter places his mask in his mouth and crawls towards the cobweb before dusting it off the ceiling
LOLA: Thank you.
Webb Peter drops to the ground, dusting himself off
WEBB PETER: We go-
He takes the mask out of his mouth
People snicker at this
WEBB PETER: We good?
MJ: For now.
Michelle turns to Ned as Webb Peter throws his hands in the air, looking back at the portal, which promptly closes behind him
NED: So... I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker?
MJ: Yeah. I guess you just keep doing it until you find the real one.
WEBB PETER: Ouch
MJ: No offense
"Oof"
"Ouch"
C.V: next we are going to watch the enterance of Peter 2
Bruce: Is it as dramatic as what we just watched?
C.V: In a way yes
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