Who the hell are you?

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NED: This has to be because of the spell.

WEBB PETER: The spell? Like magic spell?

MJ: We really dont like magic

Peter 3: I mean this universe is already so different then my own from what I have seen.

Peter 2: same

MJ: There's no spell.

NED: No spell. No.

WEBB PETER: Magic's real here, too?

NED: I mean..

MJ: Shut up, 

Ned: No, it's not real. 

MJ: Shut up.

NED: I mean... There's magicians and stuff, but there's no like..

Bucky: You are just making things worse

Ned: Yah I know

MJ: Stop it. Stop. 

MJ turns to to Webb Peter

MJ: Prove it.

WEBB PETER: Prove what?

MJ: That you're Peter Parker.

WEBB PETER: I don't carry an ID with me, it kinda defeats the whole "anonymous superhero" thing.

Michelle chucks a piece of bread at Webb Peter and quickly adopts a ninja pose. Webb Peter shrugs.

Yelena: Seriously you threw bread

MJ: It was the closest thing to me

Yelena: I need to teach you and Kate Bishop a few things

WEBB PETER: Why'd you do that?

MJ: I was trying to see if you had the tingle thing.

WEBB PETER: I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.

Peter 1: May threw a banana at me one time i guess we don't have the tingle for food

MJ picks up another roll

WEBB PETER: Can you not throw the... the bread again? You're a deeply mistrusting person... and I respect it.

Fury: So do i

Webb Peter lightly hops towards the ceiling and sticks to it with his hand. Michelle points towards him, then fidgets

MJ: Crawl around.

WEBB PETER: Crawl around?

MJ: Yes!

WEBB PETER: No...

Everyone is dying of laughter at the bickering

Peter 1: MJ do you know how emberassing it is to get asked to crawl on the ceiling?

MJ: it wasn't enough proof

MJ: Yes, crawl around!

WEBB PETER: Why do I need to crawl around?

MJ: 'Cause it's not enough.

WEBB PETER: This is plenty.

Shuri: No it isn't

MJ: No, it's not!

WEBB PETER: Yes, it is.

MJ: No, it's not.

WEBB PETER: It is.

MJ: Nuh-uh.

May: You guys are seriously having this childish debate?

Tony: Come on its good comedy

Peggy: It's embarassing

WEBB PETER: How do I stick to the ceiling?

Michelle throws another roll at him

MJ: Do it.

She picks up another roll. Webb Peter shakes his head

Yelena: I am definitely going to teach you some fighting moves

Nat: Yelena no

MJ: Sure sounds good

Kate: Oh god

Yelena just smiles at this

LOLA: Ned? [Speaks Tagalong]

NED: Lola is asking if you can just get the cobweb, there.

Webb Peter looks towards it and sighs in exasperation

NED: Since you're, like, up there?

Peter 3: Just when it couldnt get any worse

Sam: I mean it is very ironic

Clint: This is the best thing so far

WEBB PETER: Yeah!

Webb Peter places his mask in his mouth and crawls towards the cobweb before dusting it off the ceiling

LOLA: Thank you.

Webb Peter drops to the ground, dusting himself off

WEBB PETER: We go-

He takes the mask out of his mouth

People snicker at this

WEBB PETER: We good?

MJ: For now.

Michelle turns to Ned as Webb Peter throws his hands in the air, looking back at the portal, which promptly closes behind him

NED: So... I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker?

MJ: Yeah. I guess you just keep doing it until you find the real one.

WEBB PETER: Ouch

MJ: No offense

"Oof"

"Ouch"

C.V: next we are going to watch the enterance of Peter 2

Bruce: Is it as dramatic as what we just watched?

C.V: In a way yes

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 28, 2023 ⏰

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