Sterile Samantha and Big Gerard Way were hanging out in Mordor. It was raining decapitated heads.
"T-t-t-t-t-t-touch meeeeee, I want to get married." Sung Samantha, in a very Rocky-Horrr style
He replied, "Place of the dead, you kill 'em, we chill 'em."
She took her top off very slowly
Gerard loaded his shotgun and aimed at the peaseants on the streets
And so they fell asleep in bed, he woke up when something dark and red dripped on his head. He opened his eyes and Samatha was pinned to the ceiling with blood dripping from a slit in her stomach, her mouth open wide in suprise. She promptly burst into flames and they both died.
The end
