Tsukasa: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Amane: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Tsukasa: *Gets down on one knee*
Amane: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Tsukasa: *Falls over*
Amane: The poison is kicking in.
Tsukasa: Hey Amane,
Amane: Yes?
Tsukasa: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Amane:
Amane: Where's Nene?
*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Natsuhiko, joking: Tsukasa's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Tsukasa: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Tsukasa: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Tsukasa: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Mitsuba: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Tsukasa: YEAH, MITSUBA. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH MITSUBA. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Tsukasa: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Natsuhiko: *Cracking up*
Tsukasa: YEAH, MITSUBA. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Tsukasa: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Mitsuba:
Natsuhiko: Okaaay-
Mitsuba: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Natsuhiko: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Mitsuba: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Tsukasa: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Natsuhiko I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Tsukasa: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Mitsuba: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Tsukasa, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...
