Jewell is your typical Ke$ha. Her long dirty blonde messy hair covers her huge silver hoops and dripping black eyeliner. She woke up in her bathtub with her shirtless boyfriend and crushed sour cream and onion pringles were everywhere. Jewell had one bootie platform on and one off. Christian, her "man", had his red abercrombie hoodie ruined and one of his brakets broke on his braces:) No one knows how.
Suddenley, Jewell's phone went off to "Bedrock"
Jewell: Hey Hey Nicole
Nicole (Snooki): Eh My Gohhh, I just heard that.....
Jewell: one sec
Jewell just literally stuffed a whole bag of skittles down her throut
Jewell: K,WHAT?
Nicole: Christain and Sammi (Sweetheart) are like going out!!!
Jewell : No way? Does she know my uncle is a cop
Nicole: Ummmmm...... Jewell you know thats not gonna do anything
Jewell: Oh, welllllll see at the mall, Victoria's Secret?
Nicole: Kk, Luvs ya byeeee!
Jewell chucked her sparkly iphone across the room and then got ready with anger!
