Fnaf Fanfic
Just something stupid my friend and me decided to write. This one is mine and hers is about what happens at night 2. Kinda crackish not meant to be taken seriously. Wrote this on my phone auto correct is a hoe ass bitch so forgive wrong spellings and crackish grammar.
P.S We're sorry but this was too fucking funny not to do. :-)
As a child, Reginald loved the Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria and he often begged his mother to take him. He loved listening to them sing there sings and always would sing along. As he grew he went there less and less until he completely stopped going. But now he's a young adult and barely can afford his small apartment. He needed a job until his mixtape hits the charts. Once his mixtape hits the charts he''ll be the best rapper next to Iggy. He practices his rhymes everyday in the mirror.
As he gets dressed he squats to the ground and begin to practice. Pretending to hold a microphone and spitting everywhere. "Boom da pow pow chicken wrap wanna pewpew white girl jigga." He lifts up from the ground and wipe his spit covered hands on his dress pants. He looks determinedly at himself, he knew if he tried his best and drop more dope beats and rhymes he''ll make it.
It's 11:40 p.m. and he needs to get going before he's late. It's not good to be late on the first night of the job. He leaves out and arrives at the pizzeria at 11:57 p.m. As he goes in he sees workers cleaning piss from the ceiling and vomit on Chica's stomach. He grimaced and enters his office and looks at the small, creepy room.
As he sits at his desk the phone begins to ring. He answers it and hears the voice of the phone speak to him.
After the talk he become freaked out and begin looking through camera to camera. One bastard wouldn't stop moving towards his office. Making him waste most of my battery power on him trying to keep him out. But as he lift up the door to preserve some energy. He looked at Foxy in the Pirate's Cove and checked on Chica.
But as he was looking at all the cameras, he couldn't seem to find Bonnie. He looked away from his screen to flip on the light. ' No Bonnie here, where could he be?'
He looked around his office in a panicked state. As he looked around he saw a large purple furry blob in a corner hiding behind a fold away chair. The animatronic was crouched over in the corner looking through the gap of the chair looking directly into Reggie's eyes.
"Just stop, I can clearly see you. Only 30% of your body is covered. You just. ..you just need to leave," he said completely done with Bonnie's bullshit. In fact, Bonnie's bullshit is so intense Reggie forgot about his fear of being stuff to a suit.
The chair fell as Bonnie raised from the corner. He stands there looking all types of foolish. "Uhh... hey...uh it's Bonnie just wanted to say umm..hi welcome to the job," He said awkwardly as he stood there looking like an ass hole.
Reggie looked at the time and saw it was only 4 am. ' Not even close. He''ll stuff me in a suit before it's even close to 6am. But if...I could make a distraction then maybe I could leave." Reggie quickly looked around his desk and saw a pizza box with 3 slices. He tossed them towards the animatronic and ran to the door. However he missed them all completely, one slice landed on the ceiling, another landed on the cupcake and the third barely went anywhere and flopped onto Reggie's desk.
Unfortunately because Reggie never participated in gym when he was a kid he only ran 2.5 seconds per hour. Bonnie did a somersault in front if the door. Reggie tried to turn to the other but Bonnie did Shadow Clone Jutus before he could reach the other.
"Honestly I'm a good person, I don't deserve this," Bonnie said while wiping tears from his eyes," so what I occasionally like to stuff and kill people into animatronic suits.So what I sell dope to children when their parents aren't looking. But that doesn't mean I deserve pizza to the face"
Reggie sat back on his desk as Bonnie got closer. "Don't stuff me in a suit have several children and four wives."
"What...we don't do that any more. That was before we accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster as our Lord and savior."
"What?"
"Yeah it's lame now. At first it was like who wanna get stuffed in a suit but now it's all about sacrificing virgin hentai tentacles."
"Ohh.. ew"
"Besides we''ve find better things to do then stuffing people into suits," he said sexually for some reason, " like... getting stuff...by people...in ... uh suits." Bonnie leaned over until his hot breathe was burning Reggie's face.
"Eww. ..how do animatronics have sex... you know what ... get out of my office! Just go! "
Bonnie stood up and starting dancing. " You can't resist me. I see how you stare."
"That's my job. Bonnie that tie is apart of your body, stop."
Bonnie doesn't listen and continued pulling off the tie. "Bonnie stop."
"Bonnie no"
"Bonnie yes" said the animatronic.
"God no"
"Flying Spaghetti Monster yes"
Finally with a loud" Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Bonnie was able to rip off his tie and he flung it to the wall. It cracked the wall and Bonnie lifted his thick leg and placed it bent on the desk.
" Can you not?"
Bonnie ignored this and began to rub his chest and hip area and began swaying his body." Give up. You'll never resist me"
"Resisting just fine...please can I just go back to work? Bonnie just stop because you look dusty, your hairline's uneven, you..."
"Trying to play hard to get?"
"Eww you need to leave. Stop"
"Why you'll miss out of furry animatronic sex? "
"You won't believe how okay I am with missing out on that"
Bonnie turns and begins twerking terribly.
"Eww stop. ...just don't."
"You won't be able to fight it much longer!"
"Can you just leave please? "
But suddenly Reggie became mesmerized by that flat rusty metal ass bouncy up and down. Bonnie reached around himself to grab Reggie's hand and place it on his ass.
"You like?"
"It's so flat and rusty. But furry and...and soft."
Bonnie almost crushed Reggie's
lap when he started giving him a lap dance. Bonnie's ass was going to break Reggie's nose how he was shaking his ass. He could tell that Bonnie could break his whole face with ass but he didn't care.
After a while at around 5am Bonnie revealed he was a transformer and turned into a 24 inch long 12 inch thick dildo and Reggie and him tucked until 6am. That night was wild he got tucked by a transformer animatronic and...he was in love. Reggie knew if he could he'd marry the animatronic and send the rest of his life with him.
The animatronic stole his heart and stole his anal virginity.
