Marvel Characters react to the MCU

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PETER shaking his head: No I'm not Spider-Man

MJ: I mean I've been watching you for a while now it was kind of obvious

Peter 1: I am not that bad!

Tony: I found you through videos others posted online

Ned: I found out from seeing you crawling on your ceiling

MJ: Also didn't your aunt find out because she saw you in your suit

Peter 3: Oh man that is some serious Parker luck

PETER: I'm not Spider-Man. What would make you think that I was Spider-Man?

MJ: Peter, Washington?

PETER: Yeah?

MJ: The fact that you disappear out of nowhere for no reason

PETER: No, I was sick remember I had my-- the tummy?

Natasha: Don't worry baby spider I will teach you how to lie better

Ned: I am surprised more people haven't actually figured it out

MJ: You know Susan Yang thinks that you are a male escort

The room burst out laughing

Sam: YOU... A ...A..... Male escort

PETER: What no of course I'm not a male escort

MJ: Well then your Spider-Man

PETER: No, I'm not Spider-Man at all

Peggy: The more you deny the more she can tell you are lying

T'Challa: I mean the girl isn't wrong

MJ: What about tonight? You snuck off and fought that thing I saw you

PETER: You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. And also on the news it was the Night Monkey

"Seriously"

Yelena: Yah you really need to learn to lie better

MJ: The Night Monkey?

PETER: Yeah that's what it said on the news and the News never lies

Sam: The news always lies

Everyone groans at watching on screen Peter

MJ: Night Monkey? Okay

MJ takes off her backpack and unzipped

PETER: What are you doing?

She reached inside her backpack and brought out an object with Spider-Man's webs on it

Gamora: Well that is unfortunate

Kate: I don't think you are going to be able to hide it any longer

MJ: Well do the Night Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs

Peter swallowed nervously as he see the webs

PETER: I mean, maybe. Maybe he's a spider monkey. Who knows

Laughter fills the room

Peter 3: Okay really spider monkey?

Peter 1: Yah that wasn't my proudest excuse

Peter looks down at his feet a little upset

PETER: Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man