Marvel Characters react to the MCU

Language!

ALL: Avengers, go home!

Someone throws something at it.

IRON LEGION: We are here to help

STRUCKER:  We will not yield. The Americans sent their circus freaks to test us. We'll send them back in bags. no surrender.

ALL SOLDIERS: no surrender.

STRUCKER to LIST: I am going to surrender. 

People laugh at this

Bruce: Would be a smart move

you delete everything if we give the Avengers the weapons they might not look very far into what they've been-

Lists notices that the twins aren't there anymore.

Loki: I smell mischief

Wanda just smirks at him

LIST: The twins

STRUCKER: They are not ready to take on...

LISTS: No no I mean.... Twins

We see that Wanda and Pietro are gone. We cut to outside the base with Pietro running out of the base

Elena: Hey he almost has the same powers as me

Jemma: Yes but the difference is he doesn't bounce back 

We see  Clint running in the woods avoiding agents he moves to behind a tree and shoots at where the agents are he missed due to Pietro quickly intercepting the shot.

Clint backs up against the tree and goes to take a second shot but gets knocked over by Pietro

Clint: Punk

Wanda chuckles at Clint

Wanda: What you didn't see that coming?

Pietro walks at a normal speed past Clint

PIETRO: You didn't see that coming.

Clint: Yup you guys are definitely twins

He speeds up and Clint stands up aiming his bow where he sped off from he then  gets shot. 

NATASHA: Clint

Pietro knocks Steve over. 

STEVE: We have an enhanced in the field.

Yelena: Oh man I wish I could of met this kid

Natasha: NO!!!!! 

Wanda: I think they would have got along well

Clint: Yah too well they would cause havoc

Natasha runs up to Clint talking in her comm

NATASHA: Clint's hit

She kneels next to him hoping to avoid getting hit

NATASHA: Somebody want to deal with that bunker. 

Hulk rushes in and smashes the bunker. 

NATASHA: Thank you.

Quill: Nice work big guy

Natasha returns to tend to Clint's injury

Steve starts fighting some agents with his shield.

STEVE: Stark, we really need to get inside.

TONY: I'm closing in 

He flies into where Hydra agents are shooting at him and shoots at them

TONY: Jarvis, am I closing in?

Tony shoots some agents

TONY: Do you see a power source for that shield.

JARVIS:  there's a particle wave below the north tower.

Tony flying and shooting through the line of Hydra agents

TONY: Great I want to poke it with something.

Carol: I remember a saying about not to poke the bear

Steve: But in this case it was actually a good thing

Bucky: Wait!!! You are actually agreeing with Tony?

Sam takes out a pad of paper and a pen

Sam: I am definitely writing this down

Steve: What are you writing down?

Sam: This date! Steve agreed with Tony

Everyone just laughs out loud at this

He shoots a missile at the building and the shield falls.

TONY: The drawbridge is down people

Steve activates the magnet on his glove and his shield comes back to him. Thor enters and Slams his hammer on the ground in a pose. Steve runs up to Thor.

THOR: The enhanced.

STEVE: he's a blur all the new players we've faced, I've never seen this. In fact, I still haven't

Wanda just thinks 'Pietro I miss you'

NATASHA over comms: Clint's hit pretty bad guys. We're gonna need evac.

We see a tank and agents making their way to the two avengers

THOR: I can get Barton to the jet. the sooner we're gone the better. you and Stark secure the scepter. 

STEVE: Copy that

He notices a few Hydra agents near

THOR: Looks like they're lining up

STEVE: Well they're excited.  

Thor hits Steve's shield with Mjolnir, the shockwave knocks out some agents

"WOAH"

"COOL"

Peter 2: Okay that was awesome

THOR: find the scepter

he flies off.

TONY: And for gosh sake, watch your language

"AHAHAHA"

Groot: I am Groot

Tony: What did he say?

Rocket: He said that was a nice one

Steve sighs and puts his head down

STEVE: That's not going away anytime soon.

Bruce: Yup that never went away

Shuri: Seems like it stuck pretty well because he still uses it

Peggy: Steve saying 'language' makes you seem like an old man

Peter 1: He is a boomer

Ned: So who is next?

C.V: Peter 1 is up next

Peter 1: Sweet but let's hope it is a good scene

A/N: REQUEST CLOSED (6/6/2022)