Bruce was like ayo wtf am i doing w my life. Then Bruce decided to open Intellij and start coding. Man made a hello world program first. "Your mother" java responded. "Ayo tf" Bruce. Bruce was dreaming. Bruce dreamt about C++. He switched to c++. Then he recreated java and like java dissolved into nothingness right there. There you go Bruce said. Bruce's next target was making a simple calculator. So Bruce did just that. it didn't have a gui but ye cool. It was a console pgoram. It only did calculations with 2 numbers. So basically u choose the numbers and u choose wtf u gonna do w the numbers. Ye u get it aight cool. Actually u don't get it. Bruce gets all the bitches not u. Bruce then coded google. He hacked into Google and made some shit was redirected users to his v rsion of Google. Then his life changed. Dinosaurs came back to life. They were like imagine using C++ not even assembly x32 smh my head. Bruce got mad. But he couldn't do shit BCS they were right. Me when C++ but no assembly. Anyways he learnt assembly. Then he coded some shitty ransomware and got arrested BCS he didn't test it before he put it out to the internet. Windows detected it lol. L. Anyways Bruce got arrested. On the way to the prison. Bruce coded the prison he was going to be in. This made it so that he didn't get pounded there. He met Deadpool. But he couldn't swim in it BCS it was dead. Aight cool. Then he turned into a dolphin and escaped the prison. Then he coded himself some brains. He turned human. Then police was on his ass so he coded himself a new ass. This made it so that police was no longer after him. Then Bruce slept. Bruce coded his dreams. They were cool. Some rainbow shit idk. Then Bruce coded himself some bitches. Wait what wtf is NullPointerException. Anyways Bruce says hi motherfuckers.
