Marvel Characters react to the MCU

Why is Gamora?

People wince seeing the kick

Ned: I thought your Peter tingle would of alerted you of that

Peter 2: Please don't call it that

Peter 1: I was in space Ned fighting aliens I was freaking out so my 'spidey sense' wasn't really on my mind

QUILL: Stay down clown

Quill fires at Peter whose suit has now activated the legs to come out and jumps out of the way and continues dodging Quills firing.

Peggy: How does the suit do that?

He then jumps at Quill who throws a gadget that wraps around him and electrocutes him.

Yelena: Ohh that is a cool suit

Rocket: How much for the legs

Tony: Not for sale

Nat: If that is like my widow bites then I'm sorry you had to feel that pain паучок (baby spider)

We are back to seeing Drax fighting the cape

DRAX: Die, blanket of death.

Strange just face palms at this

Sam: Oh My Gosh I am so calling it that from now on

Shuri: This is so chaotic I love it

Tony is now using a lot of strength to free himself of the magnetic hold.

Hunter: Way to goo man

He flies over to Drax and pins him down with his foot while Strange takes a defensive stance with his orange shields, Quill is now holding a tied up Peter with a gun aiming at his head

Rocket: So this is what you guys did while we were with Thor

QUILL: Everybody stay where you are. Chill the eff out.

He removes the mask revealing his face and points the gun towards Tony and Strange

QUILL: I'm gonna ask you this one time where is Gamora?

Gamora: You know Peter holding someone at gunpoint won't help you

Quill: I was distraught give me a break

Tony has his Palm out towards Quill and removes his mask revealing his face

TONY: Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?

We then zoom in on Drax who is being pinned by Tony

DRAX: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

"Oh my god"

"Seriously"

"Dude"

Bucky: I wish I could get drunk

Strange is shown with a very confused expression

QUILL: Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna french fry this little freak

Yelena: Hey watch your mouth

Quill is holding the gun back to Peters head.

TONY: Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Lets go

Carol: This is escalating very quickly

Tony then aims his other hand down towards Drax and makes a big repulsor charging

DRAX: Do it, Quill! I can take it.

MANTIS (Still webbed up): No he can't take it

STRANGE: She's right, You can't

Tony: They were right

Drax: I am Drax the destroyer I could have taken it

Everyone: No

QUILL: Oh  yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself

He then becomes more furious and pushes the gun harder into Peter

QUILL: Starting with you

STRANGE: Wait, what Thanos? All right let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?

Elena: What kind of question is that?

QUILL: What master do I serve? What am I suppose to say "Jesus"?

Tony is seen sighing in annoyance 

TONY: You're from earth?

QUILL: I'm not from earth, I'm from Missouri

Hunter: SERIOUSLY

Nat: I need vodka I can't handle this

Kate: See this is why communication is important

TONY: Yeah, that's on earth dipshit. What are you hassling us for?

PETER: So you're not with Thanos?

Quill is shown with a "seriously" look displayed on his face

QUILL: With Thanos? No I'm here to kill Thanos he took my girl

His loosens his hold on Peter at this point

QUILL: Wait who are you?

Peter retracts his mask

PETER: We're the Avengers man

Sam: You could say it with a little more enthusiasm

Peter 1: I was a little annoyed with the whole situation

Quill lets go of Peter at this point

QUILL: Ohhh

MANTIS: You're the ones Thor told us about

Tony looks over at Mantis in surprise

TONY: You know Thor?

QUILL: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good looking, needed saving

Peter gives a "wtf" look about Thor being ugly

Thor: You just wish you had hair like mine

Yelena: God from space does have nice hair

May and Daisy are both thinking of his arms

STRANGE: Where is he now?

The scene cuts there.

Nebula: I keep forgetting how stupid you guys are

Quill: Hey!!!

Peter 3: That was so chaotic I soo want to live here

Peter 1: Yes we could be a team The Spider Bros

Strange: For the last time, He can't stay here

C.V: As much as I would love to see this happen we are going to start our next scene

Peter 2: And who would this be about.

C.V: It is something that Sam didn't want Steve to find out

Sam: Oh please no

C.V: Yessss get ready for Ant-Man vs Falcon

A/N: REQUEST CLOSED (6/6/2022)