Bee Boi: EHY MYST U SO RHIS RO NEEEWEWEWE
Gender goblin: lmao loser
Bee Boi: mr snd Roma eilk grt ixe vresm w/i u
Gender goblin: WAIT WAIT NO IM SORRY I WANT ICE CREAM
Bi: lol our sibling is a gold digger
Pinky: they grow up so fast
Gender goblin: would mom be proud?
Bi: they could never be proud of us, you could go to the moon and theyd be disappointed, dont dwell on them
Gender goblin: ok
Biggest man changed 3 names
Orphan 1: What the hell
Orphan 2: I mean I guess its better than a color
Orphan 666: Too soon man too soon
Diamosaur: what does one do when theyre husband has been playing Banana Bread on repeat for FIVE HOURS and has locked zirself in zir room?
Creeper: Try to talk to him
Diamosaur: Oh how smart
Diamosaur: YOU THINK I HAVENT TRIED?!
Creeper: Just pick the lock and hold him then, he wants comfort but is afraid to ask
Diamosaur: ok???
Diamosaur: thanks Sam, ze is currently asleep on my chest <3
Creeper: np
Space thingy: yo can I join yall for ice cream? Papa, Zaza, and Pops say I need to talk to more people
Biggest man: sure! Meet us at Puffys parlor
Space thingy: cool thx
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Bee Boi: LMSO
Biggest man: SOME GIRL CAME IN AND STARTED FLIRTING WITH RANBOO
Orphan 666: and Tubbo said "Thats my platonic partner back off away from end" and she was all like "well thats PLATONIC and every man wants a relationship with a cute girl like me, also you said end instead of him" and then Tubbo Tommy and Purpled just went off lmao
Biggest man: nobody misgenders and insults my friend like that ):<
Space thingy: AND THEN PUFFY CAME OUT WHILE WE WERE YELLING AND TOLD THE GIRL TO GET OUT OF HER ESTABLISHMENT IT WAS SO GREAT
Orphan 1: but ur ok right?
Orphan 666: oh yeah were all fine
Orphan 2: good
The goat added one person
The goat changed 1 name
The sheep: Hi everyone!
Orphan 1: Hi puffy! Thanks for kicking out that girl for the kids
The sheep: of course! We dont tolerate people like that (:
Bee Boi: um si hspoy ue mu yncke
The sheep: and im so happy your my nephew buddy
Blob: WAIT PONK FOOLISH PUNZ PURPLED SCHLATT AND PUFFY DO INTROS
Lemon lime: Im ponk, genderfluid but today is they/xe and nuetral terms
Goldie: Foolish, he/gol, masc terms pls!
White: Punz! Demiboy, only they/them, masc or nuetral terms is fine
Space thingy: Im purpled/purp, galaxygender, moon/star/ae, nuetral
The goat: Schlatt, male, he/ram, masc
The sheep: Puffy! Non binary, ey/them, masc or nuetral terms
Firecracker: cool cool, now my partners missing, anyone know where bonk is?
Piggy person: I think I saw Karl at the park earlier today
Biggest man: Technoblade goes to the park!?!
Piggy person: Yeah I like to swordfight
Blob: dont let it fool you, it likes feeding the ducks
Piggy person: THAT WAS A SECRET
Blob: then u shouldnt have told me
Biggest man: TECHNO LIKES DUCKS CONFIRMED
La cabrona: IM TAKEN
Piggy person: SO AM I IDIOT
Firecracker: still cant believe you managed to catch Dream lol
Piggy person: actually ae caught me, Dream asked me out, idk what ur talking about loser
Blob: very true, this just further confirms that Sapnap has no braincells
La cabrona: HEY MY BOYFRIEND IS VERY SMART HOW DARE YOU
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