X-Men watch Age of Ultron

But You Will Tear Them Apart, From The Inside...

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Everyone is from after Apocalypse.

Peter has only Lorna as a sister in this universe.

Erik knows Peter is his son.

They have watched Avengers movies before so they are all up to date when it comes to Marvel.

Disney+ exists.

They have advanced technology.

Magda isn't alive, she died of breast cancer.

I'm gonna call Peter a teenager even though he isn't.

Wanda and Pietro are 17 years old in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

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Meanwhile, the Avengers are at a party.

The X-Men, especially Jean and Hank, were bummed out by Jarvis's death. They still wanted to enjoy the movie. Heck, maybe Jarvis will come back. Who says he wouldn't, they did it will Tony in the 1st Avengers, and with Bucky in Captain America: Winter Soldier.

James Rhodes: You know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it up to the General's palace, and drop it at his feet, I'm like, "Boom! You looking for this?" 

Tony and Thor just look at him.   

The X-Men laughed, their moods immediately lighting up. 

James Rhodes: "Boom! You looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? 

"Well, it does make sense. I guess the Avengers are used to more exciting?...Things.  

Everywhere else that story kills.

Thor: That's the entire story?

"Jeez, they didn't have to be that mean", Raven laughed.

James Rhodes: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.

Thor: Well, it is very good then. It's uh..impressive.

"Very impressive", Jean said sarcastically. 

James Rhodes: Quality-Save. 

So, Pepper? She's ain't coming?

Tony Stark: Nope.

Maria Hill: Hey, what about Jane? Where are the ladies at, gentlemen?

"Is it just me, or do you guys get serious rainbow vibes from her?", Ororo asked. 

All of the teenagers, including Peter, nodded. The adults didn't say anything, not really understanding the teenage slang for gay.