Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED BUT GOING TO BE REWRITTEN]

Arrested on Purpose

1 person is now online 

BloodSucker: wait Mic you saw what Loki looks like right

3 people are now online 

Parakeet: oh yeah I forgot about that 

BloodSucker: 🤦

Loki: I surprised you only realized this now in the middle of the night

RatBear: I was going to question that this morning 

BloodSucker: so what do they look like parakeet?

Parakeet: well they got short, white hair, red eyes, and freckles!

Loki: yep that's what I look like 

RatBear: hmm...

Loki: call that detective dude I forgot the name of in an hour it'll help you a lot 

BloodSucker: why in an hour?

RatBear: they're planning to get arrested by then

Parakeet: please don't get arrested 

Loki: too late already have a plan that's in mind

BloodSucker: what are going to do?

Loki: (-‿◦) you'll find out when I'm done

Parakeet: I've got a bad feeling about this 

Loki: good be afraid 

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Parakeet: oh my fuck 

Parakeet: WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO!?!?!?!

RatBear: I'm not sure but they seem pretty determined...

BloodSucker: fuck...

One hour later...

1 person is now online 

Cat: why is 'Loki is a madman' spray-painted on Endeavor's agency on the news?

Parakeet: so that's what they what they did

Cat: what do mean?

RatBear: please backread

BloodSucker: not gonna lie I thought they were going to kill someone

RatBear: they did mention hate towards Endeavor 

Parakeet: I don't think they would go THAT far

Cat: *sigh*

Parakeet: did you just sigh in text

Cat: yes, yes I did.

RatBear: I'll go call the detective now then

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Cat: that kid's gonna be the death of me

Parakeet: *your kid

Cat: THEIR NOT MY KID!

BloodSucker: sure and I'm Allmight 🙄

Parakeet: see! Even BS knows it!

Cat: ಠ_ಠ

Cat: their not my kid end of story

Parakeet: who else thinks Cat acts like Loki's dad?

10 people are now online 

TonyStank: I do

SpaceCore: he doesn't act like it, he IS Loki's dad

WAAAALLLL: I agree

GardenTool: yeah Cat's a dad to Loki 

Werewolf: yes

RatBear: I thought everyone knew this?

Cowboy: Hell yeah he is

MathMan: Why of course he is

Healer: it would be news to me if he wasn't 

Loki: Dadzawa

Cat: Problem Child...

Loki: I'm a problem child 🥺

Parakeet: SHOTA! YOU MADE THEY CRY!

Loki: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ONE OF YOUR PROBLEM CHILDREN!

TonyStank: I was not expecting that...

Cat: why?

Loki: IT MEANS YOU CARE ABOUT ME 😭🥺

SpaceCore: Aww 

GardenTool: cute 

Cat: that's not what it means...

Loki: then what does it mean?

Cat: it means your one of the reasons I get a headache almost every day

Parakeet: wait Loki how are texting us if your arrested?

Cat: Loki...

Loki: ...

Loki: (:

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TonyStank: omg again?

Werewolf: really?

Cat: I'm done with you people