no homo > larry au [completed]

fourteen

harrystyles: I wanna hold em like they do in texas please

louist91: what

harrystyles: fold em, let em hit me, raise it baby, stay with me

louist91: wait wait wait

harrystyles: love game intuition play the cards with spades to start

louist91: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

harrystyles: and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

louist91: wait no harry

harrystyles: oh oh oh oh ohhhhh oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got...

louist91: NO NO NO NO NO

harrystyles: CANT READ MY, CANT READ MY

harrystyles: NO HE CANT READ MY

louist91: POKER FACE

harrystyles: SHES GOT ME LIKE NOBODY

harrystyles: CANT READ MY, CANT READ MY

louist91: NO HE CANT READ MY

harrystyles: POKER FACE

louist91: P P P POKER FACE P P P POKER FACE

harrystyles: MA MA MA MA

louist91: P P P POKER FACE P P P POKER FACE

harrystyles: MA MA MA MA

louist91: WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE THROWBACKS

harrystyles: BUT YOURE LIKING THEM ARENT YOU

louist91: YEAH BUT W H Y

harrystyles: IM ON THIS MUSIC APP CALLED SONGZA

harrystyles: definitely recommend it bro (the author does too bros)

louist91: I'll get it lateeeeerrr

harrystyles: but are u happy yeeeett

louist91: ehhhh

harrystyles: time to bring out the big guns

louist91: ooooh

harrystyles: gather around children I think it's...

harrystyles: STORY TIME

louist91: YAAAASS

harrystyles: this story is about a little corgi named SASS in all caps

louist91: CORGI

harrystyles: and SASS was so ambitious and his life long dream was to be a bird

louist91: but he's a corgi

harrystyles: and everyone would be hatin on SASS and being little poops saying "u can't be a BIRD ur a corgi"

louist91: haters gon hate, SASS

harrystyles: but SASS never gave up and always planned ways he could be a bird