The Bacon Cat Randomness/ Ask my Characters!

Dares #2: Love/Hate Realationships

Whittney: I guess it could be worse.

Lost Shade: I am with Rhode and Tally.

Sadie: I like Whittney cause she is cute and nice, but I hate it that she always leaves her dishes in the sink for me to do. Actually I hate that about everyone.

Whittney: yah it is because you are like a mother.

Sadie: 😕 oh... I have to stop that then I guess.

Hazy: I like it that Whittney can do rude humor without being too rude unlike others... But I hate that she is rude at all.

Shaney: I like Whittney cause she is adorable and pink and-

Whittney: move on to what you DONT like please.

Shaney: I don't like it that she is rude.

Me: ok! Now Tally!

Rhode Island: I like Tally cause she is kinda badass, but I hate it that she is rude most of the time.

Tally: says the bitch queen!

Rhode Island: Whatever.

Lost Shade: I kinda agree with Rhode, no offense Tally.

Tally: none taken I guess.

Sadie: I like that Tally is a really good gamer, but I hate it that she leaves all her space weapons everywhere. I almost hurt myself on one of those!

Tally: ok then, Mom!

Hazy: I like Tally because she is really nice under that outer shell, but I hate it that she can't be at least a little more open.

Tally: how do you know I am not just like this?

Hazy: I don't really know, but I know you are a pretty good person.

Me: that is really thoughtful, Hazy.

Shaney: I like that Tally isn't as much of a bitch as Rhode Island, but I hate that she can be so rude.

Me: woah, that is kinda mean, Shaney.

Shaney: It is kinda true though.

Me: ok then, whatever.

Whittney: I already said. And so did Dawn.

Me: ok! Dawn next!

Shaney: let's just say that the thing everyone hates about her is that she is too hyper. Is that correct?

Tally, Lost, Sadie, Hazy, and Rhode Island: yep!

Shaney: and what we do like is that she is funny?

Tally, Lost, Sadie, Hazy, and Rhode Island: yes again!

Me: ok then! Moving on! Sadie.

Shaney: I think we can all come to an agreement on what we DONT like about Sadie!

Everyone: yep! She is too mother-y.

Sadie: I guess I really need to improve on that.

Shaney: I also think we can all agree that what we like is either that she is a snake, or she is mostly nice and caring.

Everyone: yep!

Me: wow now this is going quickly. Moving on to Lost Shade.

Shaney: should I just keep speaking for the group?

Everyone: Eeyup!

Shaney: I think we can all agree that what we like about Lost Shade is that she is cool and a little mysterious.

Everyone: yes again!

Shaney: and we can agree that what we DONT like is either that she is sometimes an a-hole, or that she tries to act too cool for us.

Everyone: you are good at this.

Me: ok then! Now we are going to do Hazy!

Sadie: I speak for the group when I say: she is really nice and interesting, but she is too shy and apologizes too much.

Everyone: that is right.

Me: ok! Now for the last one, RHODE ISLAND!

Shaney: I think I speak for the group when I say the only good thing about Rhode Island is her gaming abilities and rare bit of decent humor.

Everyone: YES!

Rhode Island: you know what? Maybe I am being mean to you guys cause you are so mean to me! Just saying!

Shaney: ....... And I think we can all agree what we dont like about her is that she is such a rude person. Not to mention a meanie, a-

Rhode Island: you can stop now...

Me: ok then! I think that's it! Now we have a few more things to cover from IrkatMeow . First of all, the reason Meow thinks we hate her is cause she never really gets a comment of her own.

Hazy: you know what? Take 5 comments on this chapter that are from you alone. The others can only comment once. Then they an see how you feel.

Me: Hazy, that is not really like your normal self...

Hazy: I just really don't like it when ponies are sad.

Me: oh ok. Anyway, have fun commenting random stuff, Meow!

*pause*

*commercial for the big bouncing inflatable green ball*

*back*

Me: ok, we are back! Guys... Guys.... GUYS!

Everyone: *was swimming in a cotton candy pool- well kinda waking in cotton candy, but the other way sounds better*

Me: how did you get that much candy corn?

Rhode Island: we ordered it online with a thousand dollar Visa card that was on the floor.

Me: YOU USED A THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THAT!

Rhode Island: Come on in! It is really fun!

Me: no we have to do the questions and stuff.

Everyone: ugh fine!

Me: ok. The question is to Whittney. Tears asks: Whittney, why is Rhode Island such a bitch?

Whittney: Well, I think she probably had something happen to her and she is running from it. That is why she won't be called anything but 'Rhode Island'. She is hiding behind her agent-with-no-emotion-and-doesn't-care-about-anyone-self because that way she doesn't have to think about her past.

Rhode Island: *isnt paying attention (thank God!)*

Me: wow Whittney... I think you got that pretty spot-on.

Whittney: I was reading out of Hazy's diary entry on Rhode Island.

Hazy: I thought that sounded familiar... Wait a second, give it back!

Whittney: fine. I only needed it for the question anyway. *gives Hazy the diary back*

Me: I think I am gonna end this chapter right here! See you all later!

Rhode Island: you are losing it, Cat.

Tally: I think she already lost it a while ago.

Me: I am not going to even try to explain everything to you.