"Oof"

SAM: Hey this is what you're not gonna do. You're not gonna come here in your over extended life and tell me about my rights. It's over Bucky. Besides I have biggers things to deal with now.

BUCKY: What could be bigger than this?

Sam bring out his phone and shows him a photo of a person with a black and red mask.

Peter 1: Ouuu creepy

SAM: This guy. His connections with rebel organizations all over eastern and central Europe and he's strong.. too strong

May: Not more super soldiers.

Bruce: Yes I think the two we have are enough

BUCKY: And....

SAM: Well he's been connected to this online group called the Flag Smashers, now redwing traced them to a building somewhere outside of Munich, so that's where i'm going

Natasha: I will still never thank that thing

Sam: Oh be nice to redwing

Bucky: Redwing is annoying

BUCKY: Well I don't trust redwing

Sam stops insulted and starts to object

Hold on a minute

SAM: You don't have to trust red wing but imma go see if he's right because O have a feeling he might be apart of the big three

Everyone: The big three?

BUCKY: What big three?

SAM: The big three

BUCKY (still not following): What big three?

Quill: What is the big three?

Everyone is just as equally confused

SAM: Androids, Aliens and Wizards

Carol: That is not a thing

BUCKY (confused): That's not a thing

SAM: That's definitely a thing

BUCKY: No it's not

Shuri: I agree with white wolf not a thing

Strange: Yah we don't have wizards

Kate: You are a wizard

Strange sighs: I'm a sorcerer

SAM: Everytime we fight we fight one of the big three

BUCKY: So who are we fighting now? Gandalf?

SAM: How do you know about Gandalf?

Steve: Really Sam?

Tony: You are asking the 100 year old assassin about Gandalf.....

BUCKY: I read The Hobbit in 1937 when it first came out

SAM: So you see my point

BUCKY: No I don't there are no wizards

SAM: Dr. Strange

Bucky: Is a sorcerer

Bobbi: You guys literally just had this conversation

Fitz: I know it is so fascinating.

Sam does a triumphant laugh

SAM: A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat think about it.. right

Some people facepalm at hearing this while others are thinking about it.

Yelena: Okay enough of this.... (she turns to sam) Have you seen a magic person with a hat?

Sam: Well... no but--

Yelena: Ha! So what makes you say it is a wizard

Sam just stares at her frozen in his seat

Bucky: Thank you he finally shut up

Yelena turns back to the tv with a smug look on her face

Bucky is shown trying to understand his logic

SAM: I'm right I just.. I just came up with that it's crazy. But look that's not the point. These guys aren't magical alright, they use brute force just like you.. the indrediblely annoying guy in front of me with the staring problem.

Clint: You do have a staring problem

Bucky: No I don't

Nat: Sorry Barnes but you do

Bucky just stares at them

Peggy: I mean you sre currently proving their point Sargent Barnes

Sam begins to walk off and Bucky follows

BUCKY: I'm coming with you

SAM: No you're not

T'challa: You two seem like a very chaotic duo

Peter 1: They are

Bucky: Ya and how would you know

Peter 1: Uhh... because I fought you two in Berlin... you two were not agreeing on anything

Sam: Shut it webs we have come to am understanding

Rocket: Damn it... I was hoping you would help me get that arm.

Bucky: It's still not for sale

Thor: My friends lets stop this useless arguments I would like to see who we watch next

C.V: Thank you Thor and well this is gonna be a past clip about two of our favorite russian sisters

Natasha and Yelena look at eachother

Natasha: How far back we talking here

C.V: I am talking about Ohio 1995

Nat and Yelena: дерьмо (shit)

A/N: REQUEST CLOSED (6/6/2022)

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