this is where it all started before hitler killed the jews, before donald trump ate an orange, before borris ate his pot noodle and had a wank to do his snap chat streaks, before i worte this sexy story about the giggofile. God created this disaster of a world where water flowed to river to river with plastic dildos, and god said "LET THERE BE GIGGOFILES wait what NO I MEANT LIGHT NOT GIGGOFILES" and that's when they started popping up the sounds of men giggling trying to steal your kids like madeleine mccann got stolen like the gypsies stole your TV an toaster.
And then he created Heaven where people like me go where there isn't any giggofiles out to snach you by yo weave and take you into a bastement and feed you beans like me tumble, mr maker, jeffry star, james Charles and shawn mendeas do to kids before they gobble them up for breaky.
